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This entire series, Jackson Chourio has been LOCKED IN at the plate, and it's been a joy to watch. A line drive machine.

Antonio Senzatela sighting!

Early voted today and the Brewers go nuts scoring runs. Participatory democracy works!

Call him Jackson Cheerio because the Brewers are honey nutting all over the Rays

That’s where the k-cup goes

Hey @kalshiofficial.bsky.social y’all need to learn how to spell the names of larger midwestern cities such as Wichita (hint: only one T!)

their relationship began when she started cheating on her second husband with sean. he told his priest he wanted to marry his mistress, priest said no way, so he left the church. but sure. “faith and family” as the foundation. 👍

The vile attacks on Amy Acton need to be seen in the context of a party that *needs* people to believe women fabricating sexual assaults is common as rainwater. Because it’s pretty much the only way to evade the conclusion that the president is a rapist.

Probably no connection to the fact ESPN has spent his entire tenure responding to any criticism with “well actually maybe YOU are the stupidest bitch!!”

"Guys like Obama don't see it. They don't see dirt, they don't see filth. He doesn't see broken ornaments...The White House, President Obama is a symbol of America. It has to be clean." Feels like the focus on hygiene and cleanliness might be standing in for something here!

Baylor football it's time for the only two coaches you'll ever need

Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

Mahomes not accurate tonight. Not the first time this season either.

People will say it’s bad that Mayer couldn’t answer this herself, and they’re right. They’ll say it’s bad she asked AI, and they’re right. But I am here to say that it’s bad that she looked at this wack ass output and called it “perfect”

One of the best helmets in college football is BACK.

Ok Costco, these bears are pretty god damn adorable

more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work

i do wish college football had the english soccer song culture because camp randall stadium going off on “lincoln riley, lincoln riley, lincoln riley pack your shit! lincoln riley pack your shit!” would be incredible

When your cat drinks too much Sunny D

Uh oh we may have the good version of LaNorris Sellers today

Butkowski is cheeks today send skeet

I always do the big important medical ones, so this time I’m just gonna say—long distance calls are free now.

Mrs BBQ is full of nervous energy about the Brewers. She also hates the short sleeve hoodies coaches are wearing and said Pat Murphy “looks like he eats Icy Hot for breakfast”. People contain multitudes.

the cuyahoga river.

Brewers seem to be sitting on early count sliders from Martinez and it’s paying dividends

Before dad brought home the microwave me and my brothers used to fistfight over who would get to put their hot pocket on the radiator

Put it in (haunting) graphic form. Feel free to share!

Casting directors in the 1980s when a sitcom reached its fifth season.

The perfect metaphor does not exi….

"Why would I deceive you?"

I wonder if there’s any group other than Muslims you could write this about and keep your column at @theatlantic.com

We live in a goddamn griftocracy