The original beardy Bill⚓️

2 down, 3 to go 🇷🇸 Serbia — Vucic lost 🇧🇷 Brazil — Bolsonaro lost 🇮🇱 Israel — 27 Oct 🇧🇬 Bulgaria — 1 Nov 🇺🇸 USA — 3 Nov

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Hail and Farewell Mr Chekov.

Ahead warp factor two Chekov. RIP

Slim chance I know, but.... Accidentally left on the 114 from Catshill to Worcester, lost around 3pm. Small reward if found.

#politicslive please everyone who was disgusted at Towler's behaviour on the show get online and make a complaint to the BBC Vicky Young said nothing about his outbursts, the producers should have removed him

When your mini-budget is considered by financial analysts as bad for the economy as the covid pandemic. One needs to invest in a big coat and trek towards the south pole for a century.

#politicslive why have you got one of the people from the ITV Reform documentary on the sofa its almost as if the media has forgotten all about it

Brilliant news from #Serbia & #Brazil election results 🫶 Somewhat unexpected, so all the more cause for jubilance Hope it bodes well for results in #Israel - neck & neck atm. Surely 20 yrs of Satanahyu horror is enough, #Israeli Likud Govt are hated across the world ✊️ #PoliticsLive #C4News

Why does Reform attract perpetually angry tweed wearing wierdos? #politicslive its obviously performative bollox, but it must appeal to a certain demographic🤔

My god, the ignorant, entitled and economically illiterate are phoning @lbc.co.uk this morning 🤦‍♂️. Pensions ARE a benefit, and have been for years. You do NOT save into a pot - NI collected now is spent now. Learn the difference between opinion and fact

Jenrick's protestations about undercover journos is like a burglar complaining about being caught by the police #sundaymorningwith

#sundaymorningwith Jenrick has no redeeming qualities does he?

Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."

Anyone going on BBC this month should order one of these beforehand and let them sweat www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...

Be prepared for the pardons.

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My repeat prescription allows me to reorder every 21 days for 28 days supply - doesn't take long to build up a little reserve #bbcaq

The govt's advice is not about a grub bag. It's about keeping a few things in store in case you are stuck at home with no water and electricity. It is not suggesting stockpiling just enough to survive for 3 days #bbcaq #bbcaa

FFS, everyone moaning about the cost of "stockpiling" - we're talking about a few days worth of food - so literally a few tins. Also don't buy a wind up radio, use your car radio #bbcaq

First #greggs #festivebake of the season 🎅

Harrods cunningly rebranding their Xmas hampers as Premium Stockpiling Kits.

NYPD arresting an ICE goon for trying to steal someone off the streets of NYC. RESPECT!!!

Is today the launch of the #greggs #festivebake ? Should I go and brave the weather?

Shout out to all the OB units today

Take your money out of Barclay and into a bank that promises not to make mass redundancies for AI

Let’s go 💙 #Blues

For fucking Halloween 🎃

No Devil Woman, No Cry

This is pretty much the entire point of undercover reporting.

Musk should be in prison.

Again: Why does Musk have operational control over any *military grade* version of anything. That’s not how DOD contracts work.

Perhaps as part of the preparation we've been told to do for emergencies, we should all learn combat medic skills. I have a swiss army knife, and I'm mad keen to try my hand at a tracheotomy #bbcqt

Tugendhat talking shite. The only way north sea gas would lower UK prices is if the govt nationalises the producer. Is that really what the tory shadow foreign sec is advocating? Personally, I'd nationalise at the drop of a hat.... #bbcqt

Shutting refineries isn't a govt decision. Its the oil companies chasing profit #bbcqt

We should scrap fossil fuel and burn the rich #bbcqt

"Really practical things" Wes, like taking critical comms, utilities and services out of private hands! #BBCQT

I'm prepared to go full on mad max when the power goes off #bbcqt

Oi Wes, why do I need a battery pack for my mobile if theres a power cut? Mobile network runs on power too #bbcqt

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