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Noel Gallagher after he was charged £250 for a tube ticket because the tickets are 'in demand'.

Netanyahu confirms Lula is just three weeks away from a nuclear weapon open.substack.com/pub/normalis...

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

My now ex husband would piss me off so much that a once or twice a week I would move the bookmark in his book. Not by much just one or two pages forwards or backwards. Just enough to make him think wait have I missed something or im sure I've read this. He never found out

add “between my legs” to a movie title A Mighty Wind Between My Legs

I’ve been wondering what my maiden Bluesky post should be, and I've gone for this: a classic sketch from Ireland’s greatest-ever export, Dave Allen. Buenas tardes.

Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

Ruin a song by adding "In my pants" to the title Wrapped Around Your Finger In My Pants

Ruin a song by adding "In my pants" to the title Bend Me Shape Me In My Pants

“A distinctively British approach to AI”

'The MPs backing the development won’t come round here to see what they’ve done’: Dale Johnston in his garden. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

One for spooky season... The original and best Nosferatu. Acrylics on canvas board. #caricature #art

Film 4 now.

Tonight, Amol Rajan is hosting #HIGAFY, #HIGSFY, #HIGNFY, #HIGPCFY Have I Got Americano For You, Have I Got Spritz For You, Have I Got Negroni For You & Have I Got Pina Colada For You. All within the same half-hour slot as Have I Got News For You. It will just seem like it's four times as long.

The same people who think Henry Cavill should be Bond are the same people who think Richard Ayoade would carry Doctor Who, and that's really all you need to know.

John Martyn • Sweet Little Mystery • Live on The Old Grey Whistle Test • 1980 "Whistle Test performance of Sweet Little Mystery with Phil Collins on drums and backing vocals, cleaned up and synced to an excellent quality remastered audio." youtu.be/s9K63ng6v-E?...

This is brilliant. Choirs from all over Asturias surprised Patti Smith by singing People Have the Power at one of her performances in Oviedo, where she is being awarded the prestigious Princesa de Asturias prize for the arts.

Trump: Katie Zacharia told everyone she was a lawyer. But what I wanted in the job was a liar! New Private Eye on shelves now.

Domestic fertilizer? Bullshit?

‘Pure arrogance’: anger in Finland as Google illegally fells 250,000 trees for datacentre www.theguardian.com/environment/...

US judge orders Trump to sit for deposition in $10bn lawsuit against BBC Judge threatens to dismiss Trump’s BBC lawsuit unless he cooperates with discovery process and sits for deposition. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Alexei Sayle's Stuff (20th October 1988). "Well, we apologise for the absence of Alexei Sayle in this week's edition of Alexei Sayle's Stuff. We're attempting to right the problem, but in the meantime the programme will continue in Leslie Crowther only".

Produced this for The Guardian in 2020 to mark 75th anniversary of D-Day. Yeah. Right.

The television networks deserve endless blame and opprobrium for booking him and allowing him a platform to try and celebwash his reputation. But if there wasn't an audience, they wouldn't spend the money, and people tuned in, in their millions, to watch the spectacle.

‘It was so satisfying when I threw a rock through the screen’: the people sick of being spied on by their smart TV www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

But it turns out I've done this one as well Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11432354 From the 'Kids TV Horror' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/kidstvhorror/popular/ #KidsTVHorror

'DO THE BROKEN MICROPHONE BIT! OR THE BIT WITH THE CAR WINDOW!' #strictly

20 Points for a Pigeon

it’s just great marketing

I do not have grandchildren and this may be a problem in the future if I forget how to set the VCR.

such a horrifying ending

Mine in this week’s @newyorker.com

"content creators"? Listen to yourselves. Christ.

Today's lesson for Europe: if your national security relies on US oligarchs' tech, they'll cut you off when you most need it.

See it. Seance. Haunted. Just lovely. Well done

Make a war film better

Make a war film better

Polish prime minister not pulling his punches

US authorities conducted a predawn raid Monday on the Washington-area home of Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar in a probe of the Somali-born lawmaker's immigration paperwork, Fox News Digital reported, citing a source familiar with the move.

Man on a bus, Dublin, 1984, photo by Tony O'Shea, Irish photographer.

Drop some PHONES

Heidi Hi

Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders.