Garrett W

"Trade Mark Explosion" is *chef's kiss*

Starship Flight 14 Concludes! Ship 41 bellyflop, flip-and-burn, and splashdown (and this time, the expected explosion)! Full stream from T-4 hours: youtube.com/watch?v=9gDx...

Ah yes, the good old days where I could pull my car head first into a kiosk and use my magical mr.stretch arms to drop my mangled film roll off.

Rewatching Surf's Up for the umpteenth time with the kids and @diedrichbader.bsky.social as Tank Evans always kills me.

Just run with it: Whatever the socks, it's still your feet wearing them 😁

Sadly, @arielvaale.bsky.social is totally correct here.

Nobody show this to @tvaziri.com

Well this is actually the Parseltongue translation so.......

Quick tutorial on how to opt out of Meta's new feature which allows anyone to tag your Instagram handle to generate AI images of you. @evystadium.bsky.social on Muse Image in 40 seconds:

THE FIVE-STAR WEEKEND: finally, a show about (mostly) rich women that doesn't need ~*murder*~ to get us to care about their inner lives!! variety.com/2026/tv/revi...

Hang in there

So yeah, we made Backrooms Recap cartoon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snva... @casvdp.bsky.social

Really enjoyed this one. Top notch on all levels.

Lies! The president is wide awake and at utmost attention!

lmao

"Our entire business model is stealing produce from every grocery store in the world and then selling it back to you in different configurations. We understand that some of the produce we sell back to you is rotten and moldy — the blame solely rests on the grocery stores we robbed."

@tvaziri.com could use his forehead as an hdri.

“Erin Brockovich” (2000) A beautiful example of solid shot design, and stunts, special effects and digital visual effects working together.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

"we know enough"

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

When it’s Thursday during #Traitors season…

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A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:

matthew did a thread on why, when you call your representatives & senators, you can make life easier for yourself your message does NOT have to be elaborate or detailed or polished

You can’t deny the biggest cultural impact of AVATAR, which is that I’ve had to strain to see movies projected through a 3D polarizer (that the theater employees couldn’t be bothered to remove) for the past 16 years.

The appropriate response.

I have so many films I adore but anytime the question "whats your favorite movie?" comes up the default answer is Princess Bride. I love that Rob supposedly had to leave set when filming the Miracle Max scenes because his laughing was ruining the takes.

Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?

sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves

My favorite holiday tradition to pass on is yelling at kids that the nutcrackers are decorative and not actually for cracking nuts.

you know I had to do this

Cinephile pope is gonna make me go back to church

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

Mr. Johnson still regularly posts on Twitter. He did not pay for verification but is still somehow verified, pre-Elon.

My favorite comment on the FT story

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

I think “driveway” and “parkway” are named the wrong way round.

Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

So much if our current problems are tied up in a weird cult that continually thinks that all our long term crises are pointless bc human existence is going to get wrapped up within the next five years so why bother.

It’s ok to put the phone down.

5 year old son: Can you give me the Mandalorian Me: the guy with the helmet, we don't have that toy. Son: THE MANDALORIAN! THE CAR YOU JUST HAD! Me: Oh, the Delorean...it's called a del.... Son: ITS CALLED THE MANDALORIAN, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?

RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning