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🤣🤣 my favorite GNR song

I'll just access the map and use Fast Travel to go Home, it's marked and I've activated a Way point near enough to resume my progress.

Parallax scrolling made me motion sick to the extent I stopped playing computer games around 1997.

You win

Best Post in 2026. Calling it now

I thought ya meant the green lantern villain

shit thats good. and it's in my head.

i want to frame this

Thank you. I saw this as a YouTube comment recently and I was pretty confident it was much older.

bluesky does a very good job at making default pfp people look like bots. i am discriminating. You are a bot to me. You need to prove yourself by either getting a pfp, or sellecting all traffic lights.

similar energy: bsky.app/profile/urba...

oh won’t you pleeease watch me scrooooollll, yea-yeaaah

omg

Alright, you win the internet today. 🤣

Thanks to this post I now know what parallax is and have a way to remember it

Oh won't you please scroll me hoooooooooome?!

🤣

I thought that was Transit City.

... damn it.

Excellent.

Screaming. No point scrolling any longer. I found it

youtu.be/YdHTlUGN1zw

People dunk on social media, but this is a perfect thought and I wouldnt have gotten to see it otherwise

Handshake, then jail

How dare you.

Oh thank god, this is so much cleaner than the other version i know

Nostros (albeit the jest’s a smidge obscure).

How dare you.

okay okay nicely done

Got me good. This is funny.

No better time to uncork a classic: "Take me down to Schrödinger's city Where the box contains both a live and dead kitty Taaaake Meeeee HoooOOoome"

Ok this is brilliant

This is good!

Sure, I'll be repost #4,901.

I saw another version of this

Once, long ago, in the age of dinosaurs and PlayStation 1, I saw preproduction arcade hardware that allowed for, I think, 32 parallax layers. I mean, it looked cool AF, in the way wireframe looks cool AF, but then, so much work? 32 layers? Ain't nobody got time for that.

Damnit, could not read that without singing it.

Same, I am old and wanted to see Shadow of the Beast one more time with my ancient eyes

Perfection.

Sonic ass level name

We’re not gonna patch it No, we ain’t gonna patch it

TAKE ME HOMMEE

only on Bsky

Aaaah yeaaaaaaah!!!

2.5D take me hoo—oooo—ooome!

Bravo!! 👏👏👏👏

I thought this was something to do with the Green Lantern villain and got very confused for a second.

TAAAKE! MEEE! HOOOME, YEYEAH!

walk outside...look around...and there you are already...

🫡

hell yeah Burnout rules

Take me down to the Omicron Ceti, where the spores are green and the girls are horny for Spock.

If only young William Bruce Rose Jr. had watched more PBS (Electric Company, 3-2-1 Contact, etc.) as a kid, he would have written these very lyrics instead.

Saaaame 🤣

That’s easily one of the cleverest and funniest posts I’ve ever seen.

genius. I am tempted to use this when I teach scrollytelling even though my students probably won’t get it

IYKYK. 😁

Lol I just learned about this yesterday

LET ME SCRO-O-OLL, EYEAHYEAUH!!!

Oh, won’t you please, take me home

Thank you for making me sing this.

Take me down to the shoot em up city where the screen scrolls up and it never stops coming.

Oh won’t you *please* take me hooooome!?