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My farmer cousin can just run it off his electric ford f150 as god intended

huge news for the immortal

I'm a patriotic American but I've always worn that label more lightly than most. January 6 was an outrage, but an attenuated one, distant, glimpsed through a dark glass. I wear my identity as a Coloradan extremely fucking heavily. Tina Peters is a traitor against *me personally*.

Good morning. Someone is always going to make money on real estate. The price of housing is set by supply and demand. High housing cost cities are letting landlords and homeowners get rich off of housing scarcity. We should let developers make money building new homes for people to live in instead.

Anyway, I am a museum enthusiast and stealing from public institutions then selling those historic works of art to evil, rich people who will stash them away where no one can see them makes me very angry

it's so cool how many people in the quotes and replies are like "take a joke, you humorless lib" almost as cool as dirtbag leftists perfecting the art of Schrödinger's Joke (serious amongst themselves, a joke for deniability purposes when their audience doesn't share their antisocial nihilism)

My GOAT

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

WOKE 2 IS HERE

Part of woke 2 is getting the NFL in the national divorce and Green Day, Bad Bunny, and Brandi Carlile are there to enact the plan

Defenceless under the night Our world in stupor lies; Yet, dotted everywhere, Ironic points of light Flash out wherever the Just Exchange their messages: May I, composed like them Of Eros and of dust, Beleaguered by the same Negation and despair, Show an affirming flame. — W.H. Auden, Sept. 1, 1939

Carbrain is an epidemic

yeah guy a democrat lost a trump +22 district because of some bluesky libs awesome analysis yet again

is this good

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: -John Brown's body lies a-moulderin in the grave -John Brown's body lies a-moulderin in the grave - John Brown's body lies a-moulderin in the grave - His soul is marching on

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/

Awful for Colorado this is devastating

This XKCD applies to 95% of this site’s political discourse

Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.

i believe in a party of CIA girlbosses and muslim socialists, this is true american labor liberalism

Wherever he goes the bike lane will follow

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

I don’t mind sounding naive or overly optimistic by saying that I actually fucking believe in this stuff: I think that the people should be able to govern ourselves, and a free society is the only kind worth living in. These slobbering serfs are desperate to bow down to a king. It’s pathetic.