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"one guy is responsible for maintaining PHP" is extremely inaccurate framing. "Companies keep running end-of-life, unmaintained software, constantly exposing themselves and their users to massive security issues" would be slightly better.

Wanted to check if I've been blocked by anyone recently and the answer is yep, by someone with "proship lolicon" in their bio.

Ouin les jeunes ils lisent pas mes bouquins de racelard de merde. Ouin les jeunes ils regardent pas cniouze. Le melon quand-même...

"Merci d'abandonner les modes d'actions que nous réprimons et de vous cantonner aux moyens d'expression que nous ignorerons, ce sera plus confortable."

I am recommended a new youtuber -> I put off watching his stuff for 5 years -> he is ousted as a rapist -> I am recommended a new youtuber

Rough year (missed 55555, 66666, and 77777) but I'll pull through

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

chinlet captain america soap

Seeing a lot of people talk positively about reacher makes me wonder whether I should pick it back up after hating season 2.

Saturday morning no getty uppy

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Can't wait for the next wave of thousands of body-language specialists explaining how you can tell that elizabeth holmes is evil

The coolest part of tendonitis is when you're on every painkiller in the world and your body is like "bro check this shit out" *SEARING PAIN*

I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass

Drives me crazy how many people are just blasting tik toks with sound on in the ER waiting room.

Make a band bigger Heftyzer

They added monsters and boss fights to the Mongolia horse courier game. Can't have shit in this ecosystem.

"AI prompts are discoverable" is going to lead to so many funny lawsuit outcomes, my god

It's like I'm in expedition 33

Are you tired of having to double take everything you see online because it might be fake AI slop? Get ready to double take your own photos because they may be fake AI slop.

French cops' idea of a party: empty every fire extinguisher in the police station and then immediately set the building on fire.

If you only take into account the time and date I'm not going to see more segments lit up at the same time until 2028. Then the next record will be in 2068, then 2088, and then 2888.

My sense of responsibility instantly disintegrating when my boss says I should go home an hour early because it's Friday.

Oh my god I think I found the video.

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

Well the opponents say it could cause permanent damage to your testicles but the proponents say it could make your balls as big as grapefruits. So it’s hard to say who is right here.

Getting really emotional on account of the inebriation

Pov you're me

Muse listening back to their new album: "fuck it's the same album again! It keeps happening!"

What if I told you one woman, with little accountability, is wearing the name of the United Nations to launder false anti-trans forum posts into global legal fights, including the US Supreme Court? Our reporter S. Baum investigates Reem Alsalem in our collaboration piece with The Nation.

Man. Starting to feel like you can't trust ANY black water mercenary these days