Bluesbroken

In the first room there is a birth, in another a death, in a third a sordid drinking bout, and the detective and the Bible reader cross upon the stairs.

I’ll probably just watch it on my phone…

The world would be a much better place if a lot more people took Thumper’s mother’s advice…

So just for clarity, Agent Orange stacked #SCOTUS with 3 bought and paid for puppets and even then can’t get a ruling in his favour? The art of the deal indeed!

THE NEW YORK KNICKS GET THE STOP TO COMPLETE THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🚨🚨🚨 THEY TRAILED BY 29. THEY NOW LEAD THE SERIES 3-1.

I guess we might call the assortment of items that the former chief executive of the SNP is alleged to have bought with the cash he is alleged to have embezzled The Murrell Collection.

38 years on and this is still (Probably) my favourite album ever… @steveearle.bsky.social

Don Jr got married on a private island in the Bahamas. Imagine being the only child your dad WOULDN’T fly to a private island for…

BlueSky might not equal Twitter when it was great (circa 2019-2023) but my god it’s a fucking county mile better than threads!

Agent Orange didn’t attend the wedding of his son Don Jr this weekend. Imagine being the only child he WOULDN’T fly to a private island for…

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youtu.be/e9f-F1CAB24?... This was performed 5 hours ago

It took ten years for America to become a banana republic. Ten years. I predict that by the end of his term, that binbag full of yoghurt will be wearing military uniform.

Some albums are 100% perfect. This is undoubtedly one!

Love the fact that little Stevie seven names has been kicked out of another country for his past (well documented) criminal record You’d think he’d be all in favour of keeping foreign immigrants with a criminal record out of countries….

Dear BBC Please stop letting Russell T Davies write dramas. I held out hope for The War Between the Land and the Sea but it’s the same badly paced, awfully structured, amateurish garbage he’s been passing off as writing for years. Enough is enough.

“alpha” male Andrew Tate getting his little pretend fighter arse handed to him. Racist “patriot” Stephen Yaxley-Lennon getting kicked out of a country because he’s a criminal. Tom “winner” Skinner trying to sue the BBC because he failed a third talent show. The dildo of reality never comes lubed…

Maybe Andrew Tate should stick to chess… He’s just discovered that men hit back! 🤣

I’ve cancelled my #Disney+ subscription. Not because of any free speech concerns, but because it’s utter shit!

Presumably there’s going to be a lot of “Patriots” outside Windsor Castle protesting against child abusers in a kind of “Two For One” deal over the next month…🤔

I wonder if Nadine Dories is going to wake up sober and with massive beer fear…

America. Why do you love your guns more than your children?

open.spotify.com/track/0JEqXs... America. Why do you love your guns, more than your kids?

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social is going to release Gillaine Maxwell rather than the Epstein files. #Releasethefiles

The Tango twat really is going to start WW3 rather than release the Epstein files…

Donald Trump is proven sexual predator. Jeffrey Epstein gathered blackmail material on men he trafficked young girls to service. Gillaine Maxwell was an involved in Epstein’s criminal conspiracy. How long before she receives a completely unconnected Presidential pardon?

RIP Ozzy “Prince of Darkness” Osbourne

Ellen DeGeneres: I moved to the UK because of Trump www.bbc.com/news/article... That in itself should make Trump liable for prosecution. Cruel and unusual punishment for the rest of the world!

UK's most powerful supercomputer comes online www.bbc.com/news/article... “Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back…”

I’ve heard some bullshit defences in my time, but this…

Here’s a TV show pitch… Gregg Wallace and Philip Schofield walking The Salt Path. I think it would work

Someone should tell Del-boy that Uncle Albert is singing again!

Holy shit… Jota! 😱

and you thought Kneecap were going to have the worst political opinions at #glastonbury www.thetimes.com/culture/musi...

Domestic abuse doesn't start with a punch or physical violence, it starts with power and control.

Richard Tice, presenting the bill he named after Lucy Connolly to everyone who gives a shit about it.

How many Proud Boys, Patriots and Alpha males are suddenly going to develop bone spurs today?🤔

This…

This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.

This is precisely what happened. The same effort, over and over again, with Democrats and Republicans. But America was finally weak enough to simply ignore and its president idiotic enough to go along with it.

Oh excellent. Another think tank grifting for foreign money to buy our democracy and put Farage in No. 10 - via a pact with the unelectable Tory party, a manifesto modelled on Trump’s Project 2025 and the strong hope that - with helpful media cover - voters will be stupid enough to fall for it.

Do you like Demis Rousoss Ange? #totp

ICE looking more and more like the American Gestpo.

What is the actual percentage of successful flights against explosive disasters? It’s gotta be edging towards 50%

So, has WW3 started yet?

When you write a book report but haven’t actually done the required reading…

Can it really be 12 years since we lost Iain (M) Banks? One of the most articulate, literary, visionary artists ever to grace this world. His fiction was so honest and truthful. And so bloody funny. Imagine what he’d make of the world today… Cheers Banksy. Raising a (perfect)dram in your honour.

I know I left “the other place” to escape right wing bile and hate, but fuck me if I have to block one more birdwatching account I’m going back…