Brandon 🚷

[me as Jigsaw] would you like to play a game?

a friend introduced me to Campaign for North Africa this weekend and I got a dark vision of 50

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

It's the other way around, Cherry Coke was supposed to make you think of liberation through submission

what y'all who aren't from Tarrant County don't understand is what this citizen is doing is gangsta checking him

Ten episode seasonlets of Star Trek. Half of what Battlestar was doing and less than that creatively.

"I think that for me, personally, sex isn't that interesting..." oh GOOOOD for YOOUUU

Prosecute American war criminals

not my ass immanentizing the eschaton

another win for physical media which nobody "reasonable" can deny looks and feels like buying the thing, not that I agree with the argument in the first place and it goes without saying you could never steal from corporations more than they've stolen from you

Love hearing people justify their compromises by insisting you (will) have to, too. "Be there or be square" from all the people you don't want to be with.

starting to see what they mean about "Translated from Portuguese" posts

Rooting for Sebastian Stan because he's good folk (TV actor introduced to me on a teen drama and later played the gay one on a different show)

An e-mail in my spam folder? From myself? Better check this out.

Do they even have those Female Body Inspector T-shirt stores in malls anymore? Is anyone covering this?

Connor Storrie for gay Texan James Bond and all the women fall for him and then he goes to spend a couple hours in a Berlin dark room. Just spitballing here.

I'm not even sad the T-Rex ate that baby because of white men's entitlement lately

when you graduate from tenderqueer the ranks go second ass, first ass, tàr, wife, eagle

[turning and whispering to you in a hostage situation] This reminds me of a movie you have to watch, remind me to tell you after.

Getting very close to making Brodyish claims for The Dink. Maybe on rewatch. Like a coward.

The Dink is the new Hot Rod and people are going to be calling it a (cult?) classic in 10 years. Sean Clements' voice is so strong, you got Ed Harris Ed Harrising, a bond built on country and TCM, open arms, and a heroism of just showing up. I was weeping to the music BEFORE JJ. That's truth.

Spider-Man: The New One: [W/o] They keep DMCAing the tweet I'm watching.

Any questions?

The shows were worse in ways that often dissolve, e.g. gay rep is less explicit but no less rich, tech standards were no less make-do, formulas showed but god I miss writers. I remember the sense that we could do better, and we did (Sopranos), but TV is further from that now than in 1993

can't believe nobody cares about the Greg joke. you and I are different people.

Mad Men Greg's joke in the wild, in this case Jack the Modernist from 1985 and dressed as an old bathhouse pearl.

Mad Men Greg's joke in the wild, in this case Jack the Modernist from 1985 and dressed as an old bathhouse pearl.

Religion should be safe legal and rare

Rowling is the ultimate proof that we cannot have billionaires. She technically made her fortune without fucking over the working class. A borderline miracle. And yet, she remains a monster that wants to make the world worse. We can either have billionaires or freedom, not both.

yes, the lunar tardigrades are going to need a launch vehicle if the next phase of history is ever to commence

Mr. Douthat didn't get where he is by a keen analysis of the world around him

We ain't 'ad nothin' but diarrhea lettuce for three stinking days!

If you've been eating food in this country you are behind. I'm on straight ivermectin.

Boo!

Bluesky stopped demanding age verification for the oppressed South. Haven't used the site proper in like 2 weeks but at some point (without telling me) they folded.

the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.

Prosecute ICE

a movie about the one night a year sex is legal should be about violent revolution

PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.

I would only use the torment nexus for good, but that's me.

[taking over a situation] I don't have a license but I am just naturally medical.