Brendan O'Connor

Flavio Bolsonaro flees Brasil to appear as a guest on the Pat McAfee show

Pat McAfee really compared himself to Charlie Kirk

After meditating in a cave for 15 years, my perfect solitude is interrupted by a call from the New York Times. "Do you approve or disapprove of Donald Trump's presidency?", they ask. I reply, "What?" and hang up. They mark it down on the spreadsheet.

Just for what it's worth I set foot in Brasil for the first time this year so I think it's safe to say that's what sealed the victory for Lula You're all welcome

I am absolutely not better than this

Serbia was a nice appetizer for Brasil

All time season for Team Chaos this year

UCF TO THE MOOOOOON

Not sure what sport BYU and UCF are playing today but it is no longer recognizable as football

Illinois is really gonna do it

What the fuck is happening in Northwestern football this year hot damn

The good news is there's no famous media depicting what happens when a capitalist genetically engineers living creatures in pursuit of reckless profiteering. So we all get to find out in real time what lessons there are to learn from that scenario

Jedd Fisch this a problem only you can solve. The terps are calling your name (please, I am begging you)

If you read enough poasts about politics in states you don't live in they make you president them's the rules baby

YEP SCORIGAMI

I am a single-issue voter and my single issue is having the right to give myself methanol poisoning

It's too late, I have already depicted myself as the chuckling cornhusker and you as the shocked duck

No solidarity like the one you build with strangers by standing in line together at the post office for 30 minutes

Ah yes, just what all football fans love best: renowned businessman and guy who was wrong about Kawhi Leonard, Mark Cuban

They need to give Nathan Fielder a billion dollars and just let the little fucker rip.

infeasible: (adjective) feaseless or otherwise lacking the ability to fease

shit now Im have to cancel my 14 grok pro subcriptions to put down a $50000 deposit on the flying car mr musk please help

wuh

What the fuck even is a seahawk man

oh to be an anteater eating ants

Something must be done about the United Kingdom

I did not like Primetime

I don't know how many "go dawgs" I got left in me at this point

didn't realize I still had the capacity to be shocked but yeah

Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/

In a just world michael tracey would walk around a corner where I've been waiting for him and I would smack him over the head with a big wooden mallet, rendering him flat as a pancake Then he would stumble around with little birdies flying around his head

What if they made a football team that was good

In Katie Wilson's Seattle there's only one big elevator and we all have to take turns using it

Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT

Pope remains undefeated in the playoffs

jug jug jug JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUUUUUUUUUUUG

Biggest winner of this game? Washington.

The robots are alive and it is our sacred duty to save their souls through the sacrament of baptism in the Holy Church

Are the Sounders ... good?

Man Jordyn Bugg is so cool I hope I can be like her when I grow up

Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

I just ran over Liberty Bibberty in my Honda Accord. He's dead. He's fucking dead. Oh my Go

I was misled

Andrew Thomas such a good goalie he can make stops when he's 20 feet away from the ball

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s