Boryana

Boryana

@bory.bsky.social

What was it...ah yes...marketing manager at a patents law firm | got a toddler, need I elaborate | will soon have a cat again so clearly masochistic | occasionally got good taste in music | like to think I'm funny but I'm probably not | ex-Pebbler

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Oh, that's fun! For me, it's: 1) oysters 2) marzipan 3) coffee flavoured anything..especially cake or chocolate

serenebabe@serenebabe.bsky.social

My most hated foods: 1) frog legs 2) snails 3) Cinnamon Schnapps (okay, maybe that’s not a food, but there aren’t many foods that I really hate, and I *despise* cinnamon schnapps even though I haven’t had it since I was about 18 )

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if I’m in a certain mood, instead of arguing with assholes, I’ll just send them ever more unsettling memes until they’re forced to block *me*

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com

yeah i decided to largely stop arguing online after 2017 and I have never regretted this

Sorry, forgot the Alt...it reads "My toxic trait is that the 9 minutes between the Google Calendar notification and the start of the meeting is just enough time for me to absolutely forget about the meeting." It's Outlook for me, but yeah, same.

Nursery calls, child has temperature, Calpol given, child fine...but still have to pick her up. If I can't work, how am I supposed to pay your outrageous fees?

It's 2:30am...I've spent the last 6 hours figuring out how to use Premiere Pro and cutting, sticking and fixing the shitty captions on a video that's over 2 hours long...I'm going to sleep now.

In the doghouse at work for a second week in a row...my Monday is NOT going the way I wanted it to. All my fault though. Now I need to get myself out of all the messes I've made. I swear, I fix one thing and five go wrong.

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The first thing any civilized intelligent being would do is look in the mirror. Work on yourself, analyze yourself, do something with your own life. When you're done, you'll find that you have very little time for nonsense

Soo, T2/Pebble is closing. Happy to be well on my way to connecting with some of the amazing people I met there over here. Still hope to spend the last few days making the most of what we have at T2 but also looking forward to keep it all going here.

But wait - does a custom algorithm allow you to constantly change your mind? Because no one wants the same content 100% of the time. Are we going to be able to switch depending on our mood that day?

Mekka Okereke@mekka.mekka-tech.com

I 100% agree with all of these takes. People should have full control of what they see on social. I'm not ready to engage with heavy topics all the time. Sometimes I just want to see your pets! I also see how building the features to enable control leads to the design decisions of Mastodon. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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When I was in high school they had us write a letter to ourselves that they mailed out 5 years later. One thing that stood out to me, that I still remember: "Laugh if you think it's funny. Even if it's the teacher's joke. Even if you're the only one in the room laughing" 18 year old me was ok

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a truly scalable customizable social media site would have a literal dial u could set to the exact date when u most felt at home here an it would just show u the people there at that time and date "lets see, how ...may 9th 2023 was that before or after gandalfs big naturals was trending.. lets see"

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I’m seeing WAY too many self-described “the AI guy/gal - follow me to leverage AI yada yada” but their LinkedIn is “self employed director of marketing” with a BA in Art History. Learn AI from data scientists and programmers who actually built it. Don’t let the AI grifters get you or your family.

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wait before I even consider implementing gifs (and it's not near term) there's an important question we need to resolve is it gif with a hard "g" or with a "j" sound. your answers will have an effect on when I decide to prioritize this so choose carefully

so the key to get likes around here is to post tits...gotchahere's the rarest tit in the UK, it's so rare that I'm only showing one, you can see the second one if you join my OnlyFans page

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Replying to @iroasmas.outgroup.social

it’s important for y’all to realize that this app is wild right now because all of you are posters. you’re probably not meant to meet each other in the wild without a cushioning biome of lurkers around

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i do and i have but i’m sure there will be cases where it looks like they’re engaging in good faith and i won’t know what to do, and everyone will start yelling at me. the moderation policies here are not going to be “ban whoever the loudest group hates”

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folks, unless you personally reply to an annoying person or quote them to show everyone how terrible they are, they aren't gonna suddenly show up in your replies. Just mute and move on. Let them harass each other in their own hellish corner if that's their thing but no need to participate in this

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idea: until blocking has been added, we put a dumpster on fire on the bottom right of the screen. if youre mad at someone, you can drag their profile picture into it. also they will scream and sob as if they were burning to death

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We're def open to community feedback, if you have ideas on how to scale growing the community without attracting too much of what we don't want, i'm all ears. The biggest bottleneck right now is that theres just eight of us and we're working nights and weekends already to get things ready for y'all

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