Brandon Frick

Brandon Frick

@brandonfrick.bsky.social

Once-teacher, once-pastor, current company-man and cancer survivor. https://www.frick-cancer.com

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Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

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told this story before but the very best time I ever got my credit card declined was the day I bought my wedding suit and then went to the lego store and bought the lego death star set the store employees were cracking up as I called the bank to explain that, yes, both of those were me

The Onion@theonion.com

‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set

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I'm just happy/sad/thankful/angry that the Strait is open/closed/partially open/mostly closed so that the tankers can/can't traverse through it I'm really tired of/happy about all the winning/mostly winning/some winning we're doing every day/week/month in the war/not war/conflict in Iran

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm rejecting their deal. They want to make a deal where they open the strait immediately ... we're winning tremendously. We have total control of the Hormuz Strait ... that deal would not be acceptable. They want to immediately open the Hormuz Strait."

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By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

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“But what about you?” Jesus asked. “Who do you say I am?” Peter answered, “You are so ripped bro, how much can you bench?” And Jesus replied, "I lifted your mom last night." And they laughed then chugged Icehouse while jamming to Kid Rock.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social

Pastor Martin Sedra fumes that "America has created this gay version of Jesus Christ": "Jesus was not effeminate. Jesus was a bold lion. I always tell people Jesus was not a soft guy. He had six packs. He was the most ripped guy you'll ever meet."

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My dad was a poet so I could never really join in when the other boys would argue about whose dad could beat up the other dads, but I was confident that my dad could make your dad feel seen in ways that would quietly devastate him.

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I'm attending a digital humanities event in Montreal. There was a keynote on AI and something about the talk made me wonder if it had been written by Claude. I said as much in the Q&A. As I posed the question, the speaker shifted, looking slightly uncomfortable. What he said next shocked the room +

If you need an example of the hubris of this administration look no further. JD just wrote a book about returning to Catholicism in 2019. He’s been a Catholic for 7 years. SEVEN. Now he’s telling the Pope not only how to do his job, but lecturing THE POPE on how theology works. SEVEN DAMN YEARS!

Would it be the death of only one civilization should the Mad King follow through on his threat? Our hands are FAR from clean, but I’m not at all confident “America” could survive state-sanctioned genocide demanded by POTUS, carried out through the chain of command, unopposed by elected reps.

We have lost over a dozen service members to an illegal war. Hundreds more have been injured. ICE is rounding up and warehousing non-criminal immigrants, MANY of them children. Gas is $4/gallon. This is what’s on the President’s mind. He’s showing you who he is. Believe him.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump is mad online about the ballroom

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There are people in this administration sending Americans to die in a pointless war, responsible for the killing of citizens and immigrants stateside and actively protecting pedophiles around the world. Absent repentance and atonement, may they never know another moment’s peace.

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What problem is Trump's new global 10% tariff meant to solve? If it's about leverage, ask: How much leverage do you get from a tariff that disappears in 150 days? If it's onshoring: Who builds new factories based on tariff that disappear before the factory is built? It's a tax. That's all it is.

If they think this is an “attack” at a church, these people clearly don’t go to church. If they want to see an attack, watch what the hospitality committee does to Ms. Jenkins when she advocates buying name brand snacks for Fellowship Hour in the next meeting.

Joshua Erlich@joshuaerlich.bsky.social

interested to learn what “at my direction” means because it sounds like “without a warrant”

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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

He will steal your future for his present. WITHOUT. HESITATION.

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THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

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Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map. This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026. The vote failed big, 19/31. The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!