Bubba Yaga

You might not like me calling you out on this, but I know that you've kicked a pregnant woman at least once.

Incredible scenery happening in Chicago today

LIVE MUSIC SUNDAY! Catching #Weaklung at #TheBurlington

Don’t listen to this magnet- go get yourself a succulent Chinese meal. #democracymanifest

I am more excited about seeing this film than the upcoming Avengers one. #Wicker #AlamoDrafthouseChicago

A stolen cargo barge sneaks elements of the 77th Glaswegian Irregulars into a Heretic submarine pen at Gibraltar! #TrenchCrusade #NewAntioch #NavalRaiders

Historians when their field suddenly becomes relevant again:

The last wedding I attended was "black tie optional..." At Jacksonville Beach. I wore a deep blue Guybara, linen slacks, and loafers with no socks that got kicked off as soon as the ceremony was over. I would have gone black tie optional if it had been ANYWHERE OTHER THAN A BEACH.

This is a goddamned Chicago political chef's kiss.

Henceforth we will not be calling it "fiber juice." It shall be known as "Booty Tang." #Sadatay

Do ya’ll grandfathers know you be gambling on your phone like a bitch instead of going to the local bookie and putting your life in danger with the mob?

The line for the Uptown Theater open house event, 30 mins before doors open. This is the non-members line; the CAF members line goes at least to the corner in the other direction from the marquee.

This is AI slop but who really thinks it's a good idea to put thrusters on a car notorious for catching fire?

So one Zacharia equals 0.5 Scaramuccis?

Time to nationalize Starlink.

This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it

Like they say down South where I'm from: "A kicked dawg's gonna hollar."

Not a bad idea

Seen on instagram but its cooking with Bluesky energy

It's not the worst selling point the Dems have tossed out lately...

Once again, it's time for the annual:

Age yourself with a childhood crush.

A pair of assassins named Stabigail and Slashley

It's because Newsom is the fucking Smiler from Transmetropolitan! bsky.app/profile/dani...

You know you're in the darkest timeline when President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is a measured, literate, and restrained leader by comparison.

dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry

This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.

This made me laugh

Looks like Jake Lang didn't learn anything from that first punch to the face. Looks like it's time for another one.

@mikefranchina.bsky.social and @tuomaspirinen.bsky.social Not like y'all NEED any inspiration, but this is some real life #TrenchCrusade sh!t right here.

This entire thread:

The Russian Navy lost what now?

Like I didn't need another thing for my anxiety to glomm onto.

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

You’re allowed to spit on a cybertruck on your birthday; as a treat

Starting the day right north of the Cheddar Curtain! #MKE #ToastRestaurant #BloodyMaria #Modelo

He Schmitt the bed.

We grow 40% of the nation's pumpkins. We are the Great Pumpkin State.

I'm sure that Robert Pattinson brings his A-Game to the role, but why shouldn't I save myself some time and just watch the Boondocks episode where Chris Hansen gets buttfucked?

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.