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If they can’t “produce science,” then why is Trump so worried that Iran is building a nuclear bomb? That requires more than just a little “production of science”!

You must go home and be born over again; you don’t know how to cook a whale-steak yet.

What I picture when people ask Bluesky to increase its character count

Bunny & Ruby are couple goals.

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Every year the clocks go back & we’re plunged into dark evenings at teatime. Less daylight after work, less time outdoors, & more winter gloom. Why are we still doing it? Instead we should abandon GMT & stay on BST all year. Lighter evenings mean brighter life. #BST

Bunny in pike position.

A crow watches another crow fly in front of the full moon. 🐦‍⬛ 🪶

Welp my Longhorns won but only after almost giving me a heart attack.

calling trump “incompetent” alone would’ve been enough to trigger him, but “he’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” is what will truly send him over the edge (gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/u...)

No pile of laundry is safe from a chihuahua seeking warmth.

Grok fact-checks its master 👇🏽 👀

Revenge of the Minks.

If you’re wondering why so many SA survivors don’t report, Amy Acton reported when she was 9-years-old and now it’s being used against her by Vivek Ramaswamy in an attack ad. That’s why.

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

This is one of the most holy sh*t stories I’ve ever read in my life. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

I don’t believe they’ll do anything but light money on fire here but fuck them for even thinking it.

One of the most dangerous people in the world now owns a huge chunk of CBS News and CNN...not to mention all of the other Skydance media companies. Don't forget that Musk is also the largest single donor to Trump's Republican party. Oligarchs should not have this much control of our media.

Remember when Pete Hegseth's mom wrote him a letter telling him he was a misogynistic POS?

Ramaswamy?? The same Ramaswamy who made a fortune pumping and dumping an alzheimers drug he knew didnt work, using fake medical studies concocted by his mother ??? THAT Ramaswamy ????

EXCLUSIVE: The purchase of several airplanes by the Department of Homeland Security during then-Secretary Kristi Noem’s tenure is tied to an “ongoing criminal law enforcement investigation.” Via @markalfred.bsky.social of @washingtonsun.com: www.washingtonsun.com/legal/kristi...

one day Musk will be thought of as one of the biggest mass murderers of the 21st Century

Here is (part) of Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall's quote in opposition to the proposed 24-team College Football Playoff:

The seas are angry out there and the water is murky, but this huffle of migrating checkered pufferfish brightened our day today 😃🏁🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🏁 #checkeredpuffer #pufferfish #pufferfishofcoralcity #huffle #coralcitycamera

It's fucking insane that the Golden Rule only polls at 52%--but it's also pretty fucking clarifying.

Very curious as to who paid for this ad as I think they might be the single worst person to ever live. tiffinohio.net/posts/acton-...

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Vivek Ramaswamy's at that part in the campaign where the pollster says you're probably going to lose and doing this desperate thing could help but most likely not, also it'll be a stain on your conscience. Being Vivek Ramaswamy of course he did it.

You’ve seen "You Can See Everything." Now you can see everything Elizabeth Holmes said under oath. I rounded up the full transcripts from her criminal trial, plus video of her 2017 SEC deposition. See it on Slip Opinion, and subscribe (it's free) for more: annabower.substack.com/p/you-can-se...

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."

Was sort of surprised by the amount of Alabama fans joining in the field rushing at Neyland, including these two

Yes

Five top-7 teams lost today for the first time EVER No. 1 Georgia No. 2 Notre Dame No. 5 Indiana No. 6 Alabama No. 7 Texas And No. 3 Miami won in 2OT

I am amazed by the amount of amazeballs college football today. Barn burners all day long!

one play for all the holy tostitos

Currently 🥰

If you aren’t watching a tied college football game on #Caturday night with a cat in your lap, you need to be!

Checking in on Miami.

POV: you are me and you have a coat pocket full of chicken apple sausage

I’m rooting for the Catholics over the Mormons tonight, but that was a hell of a play by the Cougars. Bravo.