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Heh this made me chuckle

TWELVE angry men?!

Superb.

They wanted people with experience

amazing, eh?

😂😂😂... but it does answer to the why? there was never any justice in the American Deep South, only just us. (never cotextualized that as a determining factor)🤔🫣😳

Well that'll make deliberations go a lot faster

a jury of my rears. twelve Buttes

Jimmy is technically 'only' an arsonist...

#UnexpectedIambicPentameters

At least they're more likely to acquit you, because of the adage "murderers before jurorers."

If a murderer finds a murderer guilty does the amount of murderers in the world go down

Who among us, etc.

12 *ALLEGED* murderers

Uhh, I mean, 12 completely innocent people

I prefer "unaliving enthusiast"

𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 murder.

Gives new meaning to the world hunger jury

“Oh Reginald!” - Beartato (Crowd laughs)

You win today's internet.

😭

Gold

*alleged* murderers

“Look at those stab wounds. What is this, amateur hour? Guilty. Get this poser out of my sight.” - Juror Number 7

We have decided your murder wasn’t as cool as ours and are going to throw you in the slammer.

this is one of the funniest 7 word jokes I’ve ever read

D'aww, it's like recent presidential impeachment trials!

Gotta say it with a heavy accentm

me in court: good luck finding 12 full blown serial killers lol

good one! I needed a laugh

anthony this is a good joke

this is such a good joke lmao

and a partridge in a pear tree....

Nixon: "But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook!"

That'd make for an awesome TV series. A jury trying a murder case where every juror except one is a murderer and slowly they find out with one or two jurors dropping dead during the duration to be replaced by spares who wouldn't you know it are also murderers.

Can you imagine? A jury of the currently incarcerated.....

Well, at the moment it’s just eleven. Yeah, it happened again…

ya blew it!! It’s jail for you pal!

"Is my client a perfect man? Of course not." "I killed him, yeah"

I think they convicted me because they disapproved of my technique.

Make that 12 murderers who got away with it, please

I cannot stop thinking about this and laughing out loud. A *perfect* joke.

Your honour, I'd like move for a mistrial since my client is a friggin dumbass

“Your honor, it’s what justice demands. How can a non-murderer possibly be a peer of mine? Checkmate.”

The Jury Summons arriving in the mail

He goes by the name Sakamoto.

Wait is this a prison murder? The Denver Allen judge said calmly.

How are they gonna find 12 murderers that are even half as good at murder as you?