Ashli BABIP

Brandon Woodruff just walked to the bullpen mound and is getting loose. I repeat: Brandon Woodruff just walked to the bullpen mound and is getting loose.

missed the start of the game since i was in bed until a few minutes ago with vertigo, but can someone explain to me why Craig Robinson threw out the first pitch other than the fact that he's the Polymarket guy now

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

Also you can still absolutely get a real ass PC for like $1200-$1800 dollars. Go to Microcenter and the nicest nerd you’ve ever had a retail experience with will hook you up with an ugly but functional PowerSpec. Things are bad but they still sell computers at stores.

pratt’s error certainly was the start, but Henderson did not make great pitches that inning either

i'm not going to have fun tonight am i

smoltz thinks Trevor Megill is Tylor Megill

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

i know i’m not saying anything revelatory, but all of these kalshi/polymarket/meta ads are so fucking gross, man. i just want to watch baseball without being fucking bombarded with pro-gambling and pro-ai propaganda

i’m not well right now

i’m gonna cry a lot over the next week, huh

My favorite part of every Fox postseason broadcast is the Davis solo open that makes you think for a minute that Smoltz had to call out

game hasn’t even started and i’m already tilted. this shit is so ugly lmao

What in the ai slop

The Last Of Us (2013)

“wiseguys on mars” was one of this websites first true bangers and i’ve been chasing that high ever since

NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union

Imagine telling lifetime Cincinnati Red Joey Votto what his contract was like it’s a gotcha.

Some cities it's just not worth fucking with

extremely my shit

incredibly mixed emotions about woodruff being on the roster, but let’s fucking ride

THE WORLD SERIES IS IN MILWAUKEE TODAY

In case you’re wondering what the Outkick guy is up to with the Finals credential WNBA PR gave him: He saw two WNBA PR employees sitting at their desks during the national anthem and posted their photo to Twitter and has followed up with additional posts attempting to dox them

Legitimately a dream to write something that inspires a reader to "go Martin Luther Mode."

Milwaukee Brewers master uniform lettering, 1993. This was the last design job I did via traditional methods, just as digital technology was beginning to really take hold. Hand drawn on tracing paper w/ pencil, I then inked the final art on vellum. I'll be posting more from the rebrand along the way

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EA's closure of BioWare is transparently a vile move to shutter the studio that made by far their queerest titles. In the wake of this, I implore you: MAKE MORE QUEER ART. Make it trans. Make it horny. Make it scary. Make it loving. Make it with every inch of yourself. Flood the world with it!

“While you all hung out with your friends, I was studying the blade” ass post

i’m not listening to sports takes from a background SpongeBob character

You know what's fun about #Brewers fan base? There're a LOT of Brewers fans who inherited their fandom from their moms. In the 80s, especially, women and girls across Wisconsin were wild about the Brewers. There was ABSOLUTELY an undercurrent of horniness involved, but they became true ball knowers.

replace jensen huang with conner o'malley

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

You Can See Everything is going to be on my mind for literal weeks.

Also feel this way about like 90 percent of economists.

Katie Zacharia

Do you remember the time when they made all the characters in mob movies have names like Alan Jones? And no one liked it because they wanted those beautiful Italian-style names? President Donald Trump does! defector.com/what-is-the-...

Haven't seen the Brewers song here so, since it's going to be in my head until I die, here it is for you

this is for Seth McClung. this is for Jeff Suppan. this is for Chris Capuano. this is for Geoff Jenkins. this is for baby Alcides Escobar, and geriatric Jim Edmonds. this is for Junior Spivey. this is for Jorge De La Rosa. this is for Dave Burba. this is for Nelson Figueroa.

By the transitive property, now the Brewers are ruining baseball.

bullpen deserves all the flowers.