cayne

Finally done with Invisalign after two entire years OMG 🙏❤️

thank FUCK

Turned me into the biggest lovatic she tore so bad…

This the kind of video game you make up on the playground in 4th grade

FOX: There's a potential President Trump visit to MN. Would that help or hurt you? TAFOYA: Listen, uh, I don't know anything about his schedule. I'm certainly not in charge of his schedule. F: But would he help your case? T: Look, again, I think for some it might, and for some it might not F: Ok

hello?

Why do gay guys always have diabetes

I can’t take this much longer

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

D+15 Midterm indicator

it’s his day

*confidence activist voice* okay

Who the hell is that standing next to him

I need a new pen

Slept kinda bad so I’ve decided to be the embodiment of all that is evil and wicked in this world

the funnest album to be 17 to

Hegseth is the culmination of Gen X dudes being horrendously insecure about their masculinity from growing up in the 80’s and 90’s where even, like, using conditioner would get you called a sissy faggot, and now they’re all becoming political leaders and CEO’s and taking it out on everyone lol

good morning

I hate that I’m saying this but this place is also lib HQ so I really do need republicans to get like completely irrevocably slaughtered in the midterms in order to feel like there’s any hope or justice for this nation

Wore flip flops with jeans to take the garbage out and felt like a gay guy from the 00’s

bogos binted

Waking up hungover and talking to strangers on reddit about your parents divorce >>

Desire really is the root of all suffering

Restaurant was playing sensual world by Kate bush

Me when I have perfect bird time

Hungover and hosting a housewarming party with 57 guests in an hour and a half

mmygod

oh he went to turkey

Moving to Australia simply because I enjoyed Kath and Kim so much

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it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there

Why does leg day always feel like being attacked and killed in war

underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.

One of the songs in history

Realizing some wounds will never heal and you just learn to carry on

When McDonald’s makes you park and wait for your order omg they said you got a huuuge large fat bitch order go sit over there