no, im jory

no, im jory

@jory.zone

No, I'm #jory Follow my podcasts wearewatchingop.bsky.social wrongpodcast.bsky.social Links: https://linktr.ee/noimjory

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Michal Shafrir
@miexriir.bsky.social

Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? πŸŽƒβ›°οΈ The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the β€œlevel” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets πŸ’Ž I love Halloween!!

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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social

via @stathead.com, throughout 122 years of world series history there have been two games in which a team scored 10+ runs and allowed 3 or fewer hits. both were the brewers (tonight and 1982 game 1)

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Warkus
@warkus.bsky.social

House of Necrosis is currently 50% off for Steam Scream Fest!

Warkus@warkus.bsky.social

House of Necrosis features turnbased dungeon-crawling as well as a tank-controlled hubworld, complete with pre-rendered backgrounds! This is SURVIVAL HORROR MYSTERY DUNGEON

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Ryan Bloom
@blazehedgehog.bltn.net

So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

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Supper Mario Broth
@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

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Ammnontet!
@bleakvision.info

a program is like your child because you know all the lines of code. you watched it grow, shaped it into what it is today. when you vibe code something, it's like kidnapping a baby out of someone's shopping cart at the store, but when you get home you realize you stole a sack of potatoes on accident

no, im jory
@jory.zone

i love looking up a brand to see if peoples negative reviews are legitimate or if its just an annoying gripe they have that's spread

no, im jory
@jory.zone

i just want a vibrant magsafe case for my phone and redbubble doesn't offer magsafe for samsung.

no, im jory
@jory.zone

bro you gotta buy the blu-rays, that way you can watch all the races even if they're taken off of Umaflix

no, im jory
@jory.zone

quantum fiber has dogshit insane way of moving my service, I can't just get my service moved like with any other ISP i am required to make a second account with a second email and sign up there and then cancel my current service

no, im jory
@jory.zone

unlike every other ISP i've ever had that prorates your last month depending on when you cancel, Quantum Fiber doesn't do that and won't just let me transfer service so the only option because of where my billing date lands is to just pay double for a month.

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@jory.zone

People come in often with bad advice they said ChatGPT gave them but a lady just said "grok told me"

no, im jory
@jory.zone

in this era of reboots and sequels im still waiting for RKO Radio Pictures to get back to me about my script for Citizen Kane 2: Dual Citizenship

no, im jory
@jory.zone

*blocking executives from getting off the elevator* actually the charles foster kane that died was a fake and Rosebud is the code name for the real one its an international espionage action thriller

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max graves
@maximumgraves.bsky.social

unsure if chris hansen is proship or antiship bc he stopped those pedophiles but he also cheated on his wife with a younger woman which is kind of pedo coded. i need to know if im allowed to sell acrylic chibi primetime keychains at anime central or if thats (shuffles papers around) diddy epstein?