Cal Deobald

Who knew a brain worm could be flamingly racist. Just the absolute worst f'in' people.

I applaud the initiative, but really cringe at the self-serving "Brought to you by the Mayor of London."

This story has levels.

When pork-barreling is just a bit too on the nose.

Haha! Lord love a duck but this timeline serves up some good ones.

walking through a doorway is like shaking the etch-a-sketch where I store my short-term memory

Well, that seems decidedly ... not good.

David Eby could just do the world a favour, offer some vicarious release, and kick himself in the nuts.

BC politics is not unlike Quebec politics in this one critical regard: voters don't hesitate to change their votes and turf politicians they're done with.

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

With every ounce of respect I can muster, and in all seriousness, fuck these people. The Vatican flag - with its centuries-long history of colonial oppression, racism, misogyny and sexual abuse - isn't political, but a flag that begs society to treat one of its vulnerable minorities as equals is?

Looks like cynical opportunism's gonna take a thumping.

🏆 A Canadian classic takes the world stage. Chapman’s Pecan Butter Tart Premium Ice Cream earned the Best Ice Cream award at the International Ice Cream Conference in Argentina. 🇦🇷 Inspired by an iconic Canadian dessert, this flavour proved that a true Canadian favourite could win hearts globally. 🌎

"Let them eat liver."

The separatist group Alberta Prosperity Project appears to be in the midst of a governance crisis

Creeping Potentilla just keeps chugging along.

Licorice Burrs

A classic.

A male Eastern Bluebird with a bit of a leaf stuck to his beak.

Cut off his sewer and water, block his access to his street, and light a fire in his basement and see if he changes his tune.

Signs Japan has advanced far beyond us in civilization: 1) Their far superior 7-11 stores.

Your handy tenure unit conversion chart: 1 Liz Truss = 4 Scaramuccis = 8 Zacharias

Schiff pretending to be thick. Nobody stopped drinking wine, Adam; they just stopped uncorking American plonk.

Them: "You hide your emotions so well" Me when someone I don't like is talking:

Baked Apples on Tinfoil Mary Pratt 1969

When your heartburn at the airport causes more heartburn - $17.89. Almost shat m'self. 😳

In an episode of Agents of Shield in which they time travel to 1955, this shows up. That's a '57 Chev wagon. And that's a '56 Bel Air beside it.

Golden, BC Doris McCarthy 1974

A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit

*Anthropic* created and used a product which interfered with a murder investigation. It is Anthropic, a company full of people, which can be held accountable for its actions. "Agents" cannot. Don't write like they can.

🤷‍♂️, what's one more racist in this environment?

My man looks like mayonnaise became sentient.

Today’s Canadian painting is “October Sky” by A J Casson in 1928.

Looks like people aren't fans of cynical optimism. Huh.

Consumes at least one hour of every day.

I will never not repost Mary Pratt.

Dildo fungus.

I'm not sure I've ever burned through that much of the alphabet before getting a second letter. Wordle 1,932 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Can you even call it Country if you're not nestled in a glittering pair of disco truck nuts?

When I was a teenager I worked in a grocery store, and every fall we brought in these overpriced, shellacked decorative gourds. A certain type of shopper would go bug-fuck crazy for these things and fill the cart with em. My manager:"It's not for you to understand, it makes us so much money."

Man yells up his own colon: "Everything's fiiiiiinnne!"

The character will be Scottish. His name will be Mr. Scott. His nickname will be Scotty. We don't want to confuse the audience.

Well, my previous post was timely, I guess. I love how all these announcements are totally mute on the cost of implementation *and* the price of the power produced. Why get bogged down on details? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...