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Trump is the most nakedly corrupt, most obviously unfit person to ever run for President, yet Rs vote for him no matter what. And as a result, Rs control every branch of government. Talarico gives a bad interview and people are ready to dump him immediately. Our side will never fucking learn.

I can’t fucking wait.

Wow. How utterly shocking and unpredictable.

I have dismissed accusations that I ate this entire coconut cream pie.

Lord, please take Joe Biden’s illness, quadruple it, and give it to you-know-who.

Come on, Mitch. We’re ready to start the song here.

Go toward the light, Mitch. The hot red one with all the screaming.

Graham Platner is so awful, so creepy, and so morally corrupt that Susan Collins might endorse him.

Draft Stephen King

oh god was he in the files

The coolest kid in the 7th grade has some big adult opinions to share.

My "I've Never Been Friends with Epstein" shirt is raising a lot of questions that were answered by the shirt.

Pam Bondi changing her LinkedIn profile pic to “OPEN TO WORK”

Every day I become more convinced that leftists are just bad people who really want to be bullies but have been afraid of the social consequences of doing so — until the current conflict in Gaza of course. Now they can be openly selfish assholes and tell themselves they’re actually the good guys.

Typical leftist response I’ve been getting. Really eager to form a coalition with these people!

There’s a hierarchy of people that leftists actually care about. At the top of it are themselves, followed by anyone who hates liberals, queer people, and Jewish people. At the bottom are liberals, queer people, and Jewish people.

I cannot wait for that motherfucker to shuffle off to hell.

There's a big Hasan Piker discourse going on over on the other site. So in honor of that, I will repost my favorite Hasan video in history. Featuring: "Fuck you old lady. Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiotic old lady." "Suck my dick old lady." "God damn dude. Yo, fuck this refugee!"

Most of the people screeching about boycotting Stranger Things because of Noah Schnapp are big fans of Susan Sarandon’s political work so… 🤡

just....enjoy this

Fuck Ezra Klein

You’re not thinking 4th dimensionally 🤔

Locked box with a scribbled note inside: 1. anita sarkisanisn 2. ex wife 3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl) 4. trans (all) 5. hilary clinton 5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?) 5. rest of jews 5. femininsm

Excellent 🧵

Kash Patel this morning:

It may take another few years but we are going to grind conservative culture into the ground. We tolerated them spreading their abhorrent views in the name of free speech, but they broke that truce and we won’t return to the old battle lines when we take power back. We will ban this kind of belief

And it requires returning power to responsible leaders FOR MORE THAN ONE ELECTION. You don't go "they aren't doing it fast enough or they didn't do my pet project so I'm going to punish them in the midterms." Vote for sanity in every election, year after year. Local elections too.

LOL. Horseshoe gonna horseshoe.

With Hulk Hogan dying, Marjorie Taylor Greene has fewer options when it comes to sending people to pretend to be her at events she doesn't want to attend.

Trump is unhinged and unpopular, and he's building an America most Americans hate. My column on overwhelming numbers that, unlike the president, don’t lie: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

The president asked Rep. HeeHaw Hamsandwich (R - Hog’s Gulch) if firing Jerome Powell was a good idea and you’ll never guess what he said

Art by @karenhallionkenney.bsky.social

Yes, we’re already in hell, but I invite you to imagine a “Super Hell.”

I’m spinning gold here!

A SAW reboot where all of the victims are proud Trump voters and Jigsaw is a little Trump doll.

i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

The energy I bring to Bluesky.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the recent viral video featuring liberal commentator Sam Seder vs. 20 conservatives. www.thedailybeast.com/the-viral-de...

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