way down haleytown

Today would have been Cornelius’ 12th Gotcha Day 💔❤️ Love and miss you, buddy ❤️💔

Cornelius keeps visiting me in my dreams. But only in the last like 2-3 weeks. Like on the other side he’s just figured out “oh holy shit I can go see momma” so he does it all the time ❤️💔💔❤️

Wear your cheekface shirt to a @cheekface.bsky.social concert to find your friends

I keep forgetting that I’m gonna see @cheekface.bsky.social on Wednesday and honestly how dare I

First @taskmaster.tv now @gamechanger.dropout.tv ???? Kumail Nanjiani is so famous!

Spotted near DC, could it be?

Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.

“Find out who you are and do it on purpose” -Dolly

Gonna tell my kids this was Jurassic Park.

Thank you @samreich.bsky.social, The Fisherman is going to haunt my dreams. @gamechanger.dropout.tv

Week 2 of new job commencing in about 90 minutes!!

Missing my best boy fiercely tonight 💔

I can only hope to be as cool as this octopus one day... 🐙📷Dave Maass (@maassive.bsky.social)

Day one of new job complete!!! Back at it in about 13 hours. For now I’m gonna crash HARD 😴😴😴😴😴

WHAT

Ms. Clinton’s got jokes!!

Y’all Cleveland is getting a WNBA team and I can’t tell you how stoked I am that Cleveland might actually soon have a team that’s good at sports 🥹

Pandora was pretty sure the car ride was going to be forever

I start my new job next week 😊😊😊

We went on a sunset dolphin cruise and saw a pair of dolphins fuckin. 100/10 tour amazing experience

For #MosaicMonday a #Roman mosaic with a mesmerizing 3D effect. Domus Romana, near Rabat and Mdina, #Malta , dating 100 BC. 📷️ 🏺 #archaeology

Omg. This convo with my mom just happened 🤣 Jim and I are planning a road trip to visit my parents (OH to SC)

Ope guess who’s gonna be listening to the Hadestown OBC recording on repeat for AT LEAST the next six months. I’ve made it my entire personality before, and I’ll do it again

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year

Straight onto the wishlist

This is truly brain breaking because I truly thought these images were photoshopped 😭😭

@kickysam49.com Charlie!! Is nice 2 finally meet tha youze im person!” 🌈🐾

Ossoff: "We understand the president may be threatening to declare sitting senators illegitimate. If that's the course of action he pursues, he's calling GA voters illegitimate...he was humiliated as a committed lifelong racist that it was Black voters in Georgia who were instrumental in his defeat"

I do not believe democracy is compatible with billionaires being able to spend unlimited amounts of money on politics.

just to be excruciatingly clear it is also not okay to shoot the target of your warrant as an arresting LEO. the warrant is not a warrant to shoot someone. it is a warrant for arrest.

Not at all whom I was expecting but I cannot say I’m mad about it

I don't think it's Good Wine worthy, but I'll toast to that. Rest in piss! 💖

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Oh shit. Lindsey Graham died this evening, according to his official Twitter account and his communications director

It’s late and I miss my boy 💔

Jim and I are watching Project Hail Mary (finally!!) and when I tell you that I was HOOKED almost immediately!!!

OBSESSED with @thevivllainous.bsky.social on Smartypants!!!!!! @smartypants.dropout.tv

I’m getting hired 😊😊😊😊😊😊