The Colgate Comedy Hour

If you are too young to really remember the Obama years, conservatives were like this every single day. He really did just break their brains.

This admission alone is an impeachable offense

Lots of anthem talk lately. Must be election season.

Mrs. Miller complains that Dems want to [checks her highlighted passage] prosecute those who committed federal crimes

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

In case you’re wondering what the Outkick guy is up to with the Finals credential WNBA PR gave him: He saw two WNBA PR employees sitting at their desks during the national anthem and posted their photo to Twitter and has followed up with additional posts attempting to dox them

But I've been told by Bluesky that acknowledging this and imploring elected officials to have a plan is being a "doomer"

the routine, pay for play pardons are all by themselves one of the worst corruption scandals in american history!

So wait, why am I watching college football from September thru December then??

I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.

I still can't quite believe that professional athletes are dumb enough to KEEP GOING ON PODCASTS TO TALK ABOUT NOT BELIEVING WE LANDED ON THE MOON but there's a new one every single day, so I guess I need to stop being surprised.

Jonathan Aranda is pretty brutal out there, huh?

I still maintain that Tommy Pham is one of the most talented players to ever play big league baseball. He’s played over a decade in the league despite being an absolute psychopath that nobody likes. Talent level has to be insane to pull something like that off.

I’m kind of shocked by the size of this story, to be honest. A referee said ‘Fuck you’ to a player? I would’ve thought that would happen all the time, given the vile behavior that gets directed to officials all the time. Just feels weird that we’re pearl-clutching here.

If Dan Marino / Tom Brady / Patrick Mahomes did this, Bills fans would complain about it for generations.

At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.

it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals

the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again

Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV

Fat Man is on the move!

Is ESPN doing an elaborate bit with the audio going static while they talk about Trump's movements disrupting the radio? Very good if so. Actually also very good if not a bit

incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”

Congrats to Sark for completing one (1) on-field interview without causing a PR crisis.

"Give me the Broncos on the blue turf!" yells Pat McAfee, for a game that is not being played in Boise.

just paid nine bucks for a hotdog at a little league baseball game

lol College Gameday is just full-blown propaganda now

Look, the Ravens and Cowboys should definitely not play that game.

Ian Happ rules. I'm not sorry about it.

How can you not be romantic about baseball

I mean…holy shit, man. How is everyone responsible for this not in jail for the rest of their lives?? Do we just not care?? We fucking blew up a school and killed hundreds of children.

The sooner Clemson puts Dabo on the curb the sooner they can hit the portal.

We’re a month out from Pat cutting a rip roaring promo for the IDF

FUCK YEAAAHHHHH WARRRRRR!!!!! NOTHING GETS MY ROCKS OFF LIKE THE INDISCRIMINATE KILLING OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES!!!

Trump is totally going to ignore this and just tear the fucking Kennedy center down and no one will do shit and the Dems will wring their hands and tsk and the republicans will say some dumb shit about how it’s just a building what’s the problem

How do I get as many vacation days as the United States Congress?

I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy.

American flag on the field at the Texans game doesn’t even take up half the field. I can’t believe they would disrespect the troops like this.

Referees. Coaches. Players. Nobody has any idea how to manage a clock.

I, apparently, have no idea when a clock is supposed to run or not run in college football.

The entire right wing has been furious that the mayor of New York City had the nerve to be Muslim on 9/11, while their president is out here bragging about what a terrific relationship he has with the Saudi royal family.

Just yuckin’ it up with Ted Cruz as they try to ram through anti-trust exemptions and artificially limit wages while skipping over the inconvenience of a collectively bargained agreement with labor — on television, in broad daylight. Man, fuck all these dudes.