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Only idiots post things on the internet

It’s so nice the Blusky has added the blue checkmarks so I know in advance when I’m going to read weapons-grade idiocy

Over a decade after my first attempt at school, I am learning that I still don’t like writing papers very much, and certainly don’t know how to write them any day other than the due date.

Monotheism and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the human race

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Rip twitter 2, we hardly knew thee

It’s wild that I still occasionally see a profile picture I remember from my very brief time on twitter and realize it’s someone I followed there. Why do I remember cartoon avis and not names

Stop posting the large headed child, I beg you

words/phrases you can just put user on the permanent Pay No Mind list for: - Tankie - Dirtbag Left - Horseshoe

What's up,

I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing

This may be a controversial opinion

Evil Viagra Boys: I’m nice

I drink too much actually

I don’t drink enough

I’m so glad for the little heart button. So many things, so many things I could say about them, but someone always says it better so I can ❤️ them

I can still fix it.

solidarity among rapists is lowkey the only force of social cohesion more powerful than rich people class consciousness

As a straight cis man, the inclusive restroom at my community college has taught me important lessons about the artificial divide between the genders. For example, I used to think only men would use the restroom and not wash their hands, but in fact the ladies are gross too!

Some excellent posts happening on Mormon reddit:

when you post stupid reply guy shit but then the OP faves it

Taking a bunch of adderall so I can scroll through dogshit posts faster

Just realized that my original Switch is old enough that I could mod it, I gotta get on that

When you take a dump so nasty you gotta walk out to your car and think about life

My man looks like he’s checking with his manager to see if he can get you a deal.

A battle is happening within my mind, between “god I love stupid sports names” and “your name is too stupid, we’re making you change it”

I’m a cowboy. On a steel cock I ride And I want it Sex with a guy

i regard water as dry

Not like it’s some novel observation but man I really feel more human when I ride the bus places rather than drive

Foul Tarnished, Shidding out thy Doo-Doo Ass

None of you are posting very good today. Do Better.

if I ever met someone irl who said they were at any point an “influencer” I don’t know if I’d be able to resist laughing in their face

Fuck lookmaxxing. I’m creating looksmidding

I have taken all the parts of my subconscious that want me to be racist or homophobic or whatever and focus the hate purely onto dog owners We gotta put them in camps I mean kennels

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social they made Jack real, he’s leaking into the real world Jeff, you gotta put him back