Charlie Griefer

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." DJT: "Nicki Minaj's ass."

As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shooter…

_sigh_ Probably gonna do a Star Trek IV re-watch tonight. #nuclearwessels

Had the pleasure of seeing Daniel Sloss last night. If you are not familiar, I implore you to check out his specials on Netflix/HBO. And for the love of all that’s holy, if he’s passing through your town, go see him live. You will not regret it. You might regret it. But that’d be on you #comedy

This is Pal (short for Paladin). His owners moved and didn’t take him with them. A neighbor posted to Nextdoor that he’d been just sitting out on the driveway. He lives with us now and is a very good boy. Relatedly, some people suck. Like, a lot. #dogs #dogsofbluesky

From Gill Landry on the 'gram: source: www.instagram.com/p/De4wv_esmlE/ ALSO IMPORTANT: Listen to this man's music. LISTEN TO THIS VOICE... gilllandry.bandcamp.com/album/skelet...

Frey Ranch F-rye-day Night Pour Frey Ranch Single Barrel Straight Rye Whiskey RCWS “Rodoolicious” Pick 132.64° Yet again, it has been one hell of a week. Thankfully, I have a plan. 🥃 #whiskey #rye #singlebarrel

hE’S tRYinG To dIViDe uS.

I’m begging somebody… ANYBODY… please present Barack Obama with the “Man of the Millennium“ award.

I'm late to this, I know... ...but I just finished Mike Flanagan's "Midnight Mass" on Netflix and just wow. Really great premise that I can't really talk about without spoiling the show. It is -VERY- much worth your time. Don't research it. The less you know going in, the better. Enjoy. #tv

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

"anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office", says the adjudicated sex offender with 34 felony convictions who is currently serving in office.

"I certainly wouldn’t mind having more independents in Congress and I’d even prefer it, but the idea that a group of intrepid independents are going to solve gridlock in Washington, D.C. is a Hollywood fantasy."

I'm old enough to remember when they got upset that a (very well qualified) Black woman played James Madison's flute. I'm starting to think that it maybe wasn't about the flute at all.

Sometimes, when shit is freely flowing through an orifice, a fart comes out as well.

One of the many, many curses of being the age that I am is that I will never be able to hear the phrase "part 2" without appending "electric boogaloo" to it in my mind.

Well shit. RIP John Anderson.

From @wsj.com: “President Trump is relying on a new strategy to salvage Republican seats in the midterm elections” Hey WSJ, that new strategy has a name. Bribery. And it’s generally kinda frowned upon. Do better. Article: apple.news/AVaPwt9GmRJa...

No matter how much I might be enjoying scrolling through your instagram post, if the last photo says something to the effect of, “If you’re not following us, you may never see our content again”, that’s a block. I dunno why it pisses me off so much. It just does. Stop it. /rant

Hi fellow voters, Trump is cutting your FEMA funding and urging states to “increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own, without federal help”. I wonder how soon we will revert to saying “The United States are” instead of “is”.

Donald Trump was heading towards his helipad when he suddenly stopped to acknowledge a nonexistent crowd. trib.al/GSwMkKK

Last week was my one year anniversary as an employee at Nava. I have never worked with such a supportive group of truly amazing people. Even the bots...

Children who went to school and came home in coffins between 2000–2025: 529 Children who went to school and came home with sex-change surgery: ZERO. via @tituswilbur.bsky.social on the Facebook (link: www.facebook.com/share/p/1Huf...)

I miss the days where an extramarital affair or misspelling “potato” or yelling funny would end a person’s political career. These days we have a serial cheater rapist grifting bigot felon. And entirely far too many people are just fucking fine with that.

Katie Zacharia Passes First-ever FIFA Bar Exam via @borowitzreport.bsky.social on the facebook.

Republicans waiting to find out the ethnicity of the shooter so they know whether to be outraged or not.

Good guys don't argue defensively, "not all men." Good guys know that everyone knows it's not all men. But it's way too many. Good guys keep their focus on calling out misogyny, and they don't shame women for calling it out.

I, too, have a JD. Several, in fact. I am lawyer.

Apparently "OK jew" doesn't go against Meta's Community Standards on hate speech. Leaves ya kind of curious as to what their "standards" actually are.

Wheated Whiskey Wednesday Lone Elm Single Barrel TX Straight Wheat Whiskey 133° Big fan of this one. 90% Texas soft red winter wheat, 10% malted barley. Cherries and vanilla and a finish that goes on for daaaays. Barrel 970 for those who are askin’. 🥃 #whiskey #singlebarrel #godblessedtexas

Hey, now would be a really good time for folks to check your damn voter registration. It's quick and easy: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...

"Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried" Please let this be true.

I kept waiting for her to say, "boom goes the dynamite".

nobody: nobody at all: me: I’ve got a HUGE crush on Sharon Horgan.

via @theresistance1789 on the ‘gram. source: www.instagram.com/p/DeYA1AWlVwv/

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

I once put out trash for bulk pick up based on the schedule on the city of Peoria web site. Two days later, it was still there. It turned out that I was looking at the Peoria, IL web site. I live in Peoria, AZ. I don’t feel as embarrassed about that anymore 😀

I'll take the tie! #nygiants

If the #nygiants do somehow come back to win this game, that pass interference call against the Commanders is gonna be discussed a LOT. Bad call right there.

FALL. ON. THE. BALL. #nygiants

dafuq? I have to admit... I'm slightly curious as to why.

Four Seasons Landscaping newest employee.

"still punk as fuck", I whisper out loud to nobody in particular, as I pop a couple of CBN gummies and go to bed at 8pm on a Friday night.

Megyn Kelly makes me realize that the English language needs a word stronger than "cunt".

"Chat, what does 'highly accepted' mean?"

New GOP talking point unlocked. "Can't afford table salt? You're not too good to eat road salt."