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It's so familiar

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY!

Love the fact we can't see Trump's face in the video.

That will go right next to his FIFA Peace Prize in the bonfire.

I'm really just waiting for someone to get down on their knees with how hard they try to please him anytime they're in public with him. It's honestly secondhand embarrassing with how much they suck up to him. Often it's not even in their favor at this point.

This is how you placate dementia patients.

Dirtbag of the Century

Stupid 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Just of this century? Weak!

This loser is running for Congress against @lindsay4iowa.bsky.social, who would rather have a root canal than lick Trump’s shoes like this.

Our Participation Award President

So many things in Republicanland are pathetic, but this is *fucking* pathetic.

Not sure about century, but absolutely Man of the Decayed.

Well he hasnt dumped in his diaper for two days running... that deserves recognition

He can hang it next to his Man of the Year award MI gave him. 🤣

Man Of The Shitstory

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Man of the century. The madness never ends.

all of these people have his shit smeared across their lips

Anyone could spray a fresh log of dog shit gold, put an award plaque on it, and say who's been a good boy, and he would do anything for you 🤣

In this economy he couldn’t even afford an engraved plaque😂

A man goes to war.

Oh fuck. They just can't help themselves.

Perhaps in 1621 when kings like this were beheaded in violation of rule by divine right

I don’t care about the stupid made up award, but I do care about him lying about trump doing “more for humanity” than any president ever. He’s done nothing for me or my family or my neighbors. Not one thing since he’s been in office.

In the era of everyone gets a trophy for just showing up; only trophy my eldest every displayed on his shelf was one he earned winning the chess championship against high schoolers when he was only 9. Even before age 9, my son had put all soccer, baseball, hockey trophies straight into his closet.

ONE HUNDRED POINTS for Graftendor

Oooooo, it can go on the shelf right next to his FIFA Peace Prize.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Republican candidate for Ashley Hinson's House seat.

bsky.app/profile/meid...

Not a clue.

He's the continuity candidate for when Infantino eventually steps down as President of FIFA

Yes. He is THE ONE AND ONLY DARK OVERLORD OF FORESKIN AND MODERN DANCE. WTF, MAN. HAVE YOU NEVER READ THE OLD TESTAMENT?

The USA's FIFA delegate.....

He’s a professional a€€ kisser.

The ultimate ass kisser?

So, he printed up an award on his ink jet printer that his 12-year-old designed (the kid has a passion for graphic design) and took it to a Michael's get it framed. Brilliant! /s

He probably bought it in a gift shop.

“Have you seen Joe’s ass?” “I stuck my finger up it. Smelled it. Tasted it”. “Joe’s ass is like a tasty meat wrap”.

I cannot imagine any circumstance that would require me to have my head that far up some pedo’s ass

Great camera angle 🤭

The century.

Knows he is gonna lose and hoping for a job in the crime family as a backup

Which century?

Notice how Trump just hands the "award" to someone in the audience.

Conservative, Republican politician and establishment elite bigwig Mr. Mitchell ($21 M) of the New Confederacy / Magatonian province of Iowa gives fascist Leader / crime boss Lord Dampnut a made-up Man of the Century Award? Conservatives, Republicans really love Lord Dampnut, back him 100 percent.

Shameless ass kissers, every single person in the party...not a single spine to be found.

How embarrassing

Even Trump looks embarrassed by the fake award. Not the 'gimme gimme gimme!' of the FIFA peace prize debacle.

Joe Mitchell, the man who lost his sense of smell and taste cause he kept licking it. Trumps ass that is.

Hahaha Hahaha I only wish I could be around for the historians of the future. What a field day they will have!

Oh he’s going to 100% drop that into an interview or two in the next week like it’s a real thing.

That ass wipe makes me want to puke. What a pathetic human being.

😂😂😂Asshole of Century - a very dangerous one

Minutes earlier: Stupidest Man of The Century S̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶e̶s̶t̶ Man of The Century ✅ (Print)

Man of the century award!

Printed it backstage ….. with the hobby lobby frame ready to go. They know how to suck up properly.

Name him Century's Ultimate National Tycoon next please.

What a loser

We’re just eliminating the next 74 years of contenders? Sounds amiss

Shouldn't the plaque read, "Man of the Century (So Far)"?

Ah yes… the fake award to go along with all of his fake accomplishments. The stroking of Donnie Demento’s ego continues.

Like Hitler?

those senate staffers are really burning the middling oil, here.

The award's previous winner, Hitler, was unavailable for comment. His agent blasted Mr. Trump's selection stating that nothing this winner has done was original and not stolen from Hitler's playbook. He cited attacks on immigrants, grandiose rebuilding plans, and the creation of a secret police.

I still wish someone would spray paint a 12" dildo gold and put it on a base that reads, "World Biggest Dick" and give it to Trump. You know he would display it on the Resolute Desk.

Oh he’s standing now. Must feel odd not being on his knees. (Not praying)

Fifa peace, Iowa century

Nobel Peace Prize? He deserves a lifetime achievement award for fraud and pathological lying.

Imagine you’re Joe Mitchell’s wife and you have to kiss his lips smelling of trump’s shit.

Man-lover of the Century more like it 😆

The Joe Mitchell Man of the Century Piece Prise

Does Joe have anyone in his life that tells him he's an idiot? Anyone? Do any of these ppl? If my friend/husb/relative acted like any of these worthless humans I'd be telling them they're a POS and stop it.

This would be stupid to say I’m any state, but it’s particularly stupid to say in Iowa

These people are the most delusional ass kissers in history. So tired of the constant bullshit.

Also....why is it that 90% of people at his rallies wear baseball caps? #hidingtheiridentity

And he accepts it like he would the NPP. Fake award 😂

Yay, made-up awards are back 🏆 Like the FIFA Peace Prize. How embarrassing.

Canks has more made-up awards than any President EVER!! He's a very special boy!

I hate all these people with the heat of a thousand white hot suns

Who is Jose Mitchell?

Wait! This and the FIFA peace prize? What a time to be alive..

Obese man of the century?

He will never be a true leader or great President like Obama. Trump could try for many years & he will still be a waste. He is given fake awards & awards he buys himself to be presented. 😂

Joe Mitchell is so dumB he doesn't realize the award must be gold for Trump to appreciate it.

Like the FIFA peaceprize…..and it looks by the way that this terrible Infantino gets elected again! I think UEFA has to stop with FIFA let them make their own tournaments without Europe, Canada and Australia ! Hoppa end of all this corruption.

Weirdos

I will never understand the depths to which people stoop to bow down before such an evil man. I mean it’s soul selling level. Don’t do it!!!

Ooh the INAUGURAL Man of the Century award!

Hold up there tiger, we have more than 73 years to find a more corrupt serial pedophile.

Such a small ____

The double stupidity of Joe Mitchell holding up a fake award for the “artificial media” to see. You can’t make this shit up.

That's what I'm wondering 🤷🏼‍♀️

One of the greatest ass kissers of all time!

A dolt running for MAGAshley Hinson's congressional seat.

Man of the century.... but which century? The tenth?

I’m going to hold up a fake award for the “artificial media to see” lol

Apparently, the easiest way to win Man of the Century is to have someone invent the award just for you. At least they didn't make him compete for it.

The "Man of the Century" Award: Mitchell made headlines during an Iowa campaign rally when he presented Donald Trump with a SELF-MADE, gold-framed certificate called the "Man of the Century Award," praising him as the "greatest president we've ever had". It’s about time. /s

THAT is freakin hilarious 😂

“Now, please step forward and lower your drawers so I can kiss the royal penis.”

These people are insane.

Lmao he didn’t seem care about an award for once

Real GOATs don’t have to coerce recognition & respect

Might as well give him the Noble Prize too...yes, noble.

Are we making it out without an ass monologue?

How unbelievably embarrassing, he just got on his knees and slobbered away apparently

Any comments on joe mitchells ass????

MAGA talking heads need to just cut the shit and start proclaiming Trump as better than Jesus.

Massive shit-pile of history?

If FIFA can...

Who??????

This whole Artificial Media thing is, well, artificial. Fetch

What better time to give out a Man of the Century award than 1/4th of the way into the century?