ChattySquirrel

Mexico just got the silliest goal. Dah hell was that? #mexvskor

The NBA media is not set up to cover a gambling scandal: defector.com/the-nba-medi...

How does MLB not sell actual ads on the radio feeds via the MLB app. I mean, I LOVE learning what "oppo taco" means 57 times a game and hearing Mike Piazzas soundbites from 2001, but you'd think they'd at least try to do something with that time.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and get drunk all day. 🤣

My grandparents and father escaped Nazi Germany in 1941. I’ve thought so much about how the genocide in Gaza and the silence of Holocaust institutions are such a betrayal to my grandparents’ memory. this article has stuck to my ribs for two weeks now www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/o...

Why is led Zeplin still revered while Barry Bonds still reviled? Page literally stole riffs from people and is unrepentant, meanwhile Barry took drugs but still had to outsmart Greg Maddux. Seems like nonsense, though John Paul Jones is still a god.

What is impossible? Zeno: motion Parmenides: change Pyrrho: knowledge Schopenhauer: happiness

Netflix history documentaries have to be the worst I've ever seen. Narratives shot to be action dramas with actual history just a backdrop for the cool video you're watching. They play up Caligua fucking his sisters then cut to a guy saying that's just slander then cut to more sister fucking.

[guy with $100 billion dollars desperately trying to make the number go up to $103 billion for who knows what reason] "Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."

Someday we'll find a solution to burning your hand on a pan you know is hot but for some reason you grab anyways. Until then I'm glad I grab with my left.

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:

Duane Kuiper going through the four stages of grief when it comes to calling them the "Oakland" Athletics. Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.

as recently as a couple years ago i thought that 9:30 a.m. was the best possible time to wake up but i'm more of an 8:45 guy these days. i can't swing it often, especially now that i'm a dad, but 8:45 provides the perfect balance of sleeping in yet not missing much. had a good 8:45er today. so sick

Why are we spending so long on Herbstreit? Did ESPN forget there's a hockey game going on?

Canadians talking shit about the 4 nations are pure fair game shit talkers. That's what sports is about. American Leftists adopting Canada are lame hoping that DJT cares about hockey, which we know he doesn't. It's the same energy that they brought opposing Kamala over Israel. Congrats Canada tho😔

USA USA USA

Love PK Subban, but all his révérence for Don Cherry who sucked big ass is kinda sad. Makes me want to listen to listen to Dear Coaches Corner but, don't want to give Canada an edge listening to Porpaghandi.

Crosby a dirty Hooker confirmed.

USA! USA! USA! Back the boys in blue!

Don’t get me wrong, ACAB forever, but you should be able to call the cops on someone if they won’t stop singing “Party in the USA”

New single is out now. Listen for context. open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...

France lost to England because they decided to keep kicking it back to England while they were hot. France really should have held possession a lot more in that final quarter, even in their side. Just kept giving a hot England the ball to smash it down their throat. #sixnations

Why do all TV intros look the same now? Like if I showed you Rings of Power, Last of us and Silo's openings you'd think they're all part of the same series.

Nietzsche Encounters the Abyss existentialcomics.com/comic/583

There exist, in general, two Theories of Dishwasher. The first, the mechanistic theory, postulates the dishwasher uses water, heat, and soap to agitate grime, separating it from dishes. The second is that the dishwasher is magic. Dirty dishes go in, clean dishes come out. You can't explain that.

the naany

CFP committee trying to find a way to justify ranking OU now so Bama can stay in.

I'm early thirties, and older men have begun hitting me with the handshake into knuckles hold, and I'm very confused because it has been 4 guys in like 4 days.

I always wonder who's watching all these Fire, PD and Rescue shows they advertise during football.

Love Albert