christian 🇨🇦

christian 🇨🇦

@chr.bsky.social

android developer, meme connoisseur, bsky n̶o̶o̶b̶ elder

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And yet Formula 1 management claims we'll still be racing in Qatar/UAE in like, a month

AFP News Agency@en.afp.com

#BREAKING US embassy staff and families ordered to leave Saudi Arabia, with families of embassy staff in the United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Qatar and Bahrain also ordered to leave, diplomatic source tells AFP

meanwhile the US is imploding, we have our own national tragedies here too

CTV News Kitchener@ctvnewskitchener.bsky.social

Mac and cheese powder spills onto Quebec highway after truck crashes - A truck carrying mac and cheese overturned on Montreal’s South Shore Friday morning, injuring the driver and spilling powdered cheese mix onto the highway.

fearmongering cheesemongering

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Cheesemongering is a calling that requires deep expertise and longstanding relationships, but today’s retail environment is making it increasingly difficult, leaving mongers deeply anxious about the future of their profession. nyti.ms/3TeeoJm

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slop is something that takes more human effort to consume than it took to produce. When my coworker sends me raw Gemini output he’s not expressing his freedom to create, he’s disrespecting the value of my time

Grass Toucher Georg@avengingfem.me

probably orthogonal to your view of slop but: bsky.app/profile/aven...

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Trump: Earlier today, CENTCOM shared the news that three U.S. military service members have been killed in action… And sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That’s the way it is. Likely be more.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: The US has something of a mixed record of ousting dictators without necessarily a plan for what comes after--- TRUMP: Not with me. That's when we had different presidents. With me, we've had a perfect track record of winning.

finally the kind of hard-hitting journalism I pay the nyt for

The New York Times@nytimes.com

After putting in 65 hours of condom research — considering more than 100 options and interviewing 10 experts — we’ve identified the six best ones so you can find what works for you. nyti.ms/4rCcU8e

"Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more" is an all timer

Miles Howard@milesperhoward.bsky.social

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

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The press conference announcing the death of Osama Bin Laden was filmed by a cameraman wearing an Alex Ovechkin jersey, the press conference was right after an overtime Caps playoff game

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Replying to @taniel.bsky.social

It's really hard to overstate how hugely favored conservatives were up until two months ago. Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.) Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.

supergenius elon sitting at his empty unthemed terminal, cackling as he runs ``` find / -name *gay* -delete ```

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social

The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.

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“[2 wins for ‘Anora’], I guess Americans are excited to finally see someone stand up to a powerful Russian.” — Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars

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10 years ago today, a dress was posted on Tumblr. It was later confirmed to be Black and Blue.