Chris Coleman

I made some decent Simpsons shitposts during the early days of Covid lockdown.

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Sorry, but I'm fully invested in my recently-acquired unquestioning loyalty to Cracker Barrel. My vote is not for sale to these Cheesecake Factory heathens. Second place goes to whatever that restaurant with the beef tallow fries was, on account of the health benefits.

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I have it on good authority that this man is 7’2” and Donald Trump has actually grown to nearly nine feet tall, in a show of his virility and natural leadership abilities.

This reminds me how, years before "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" came out, "I am Legend," had a billboard in Times Square for a Batman/Superman movie. Then I wonder, what if it was all real…

Everybody's smiling because my layout for the big article about chair design was a massive success. This will save the magazine and get me a huge promotion. All thanks to iPhone Duo™!

Sure, I know all about The snoopy Family.

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Somebody is missing their regular nap time

The afternoon is waning as the Road enters a grove of dark pines, cuts steeply down through red stone, and emerges on to the river’s wide floodplain. They see the Ford of Bruinen a mile ahead. Glorfindel hears hooves behind them. ‘Fly! The enemy is upon us!’

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This is pretty cool but if there was ever a site that should have sound off by default, it’s this. Yikes.

Once the walls are closing in and these people start eating each other, we'll find out exactly who begged him to stop and who told him that nothing impresses real patriots more than a president who can tell animals apart.

Fox News, for what it’s worth, realizes that they need to spin things that actually exist on some basic level, but then cast it in a negative light. She seems to believe that digging into entirely made-up bullshit that lacks even a grain of truth will manifest something into existence.

Charm City, baby

This is so fucking fake.

I had absolutely no idea at all it was happening until I saw a group of very old people out there. I saw this lady in a different spot, with her excellent cardboard Trump on a golden toilet.

He's going to try something, even if it's on a small scale that makes no difference, because it's actually already happening with the National Guard troops standing around ballot drop boxes in DC — somebody's ordering them to do that!

By attacking immigrants, the Trump regime is causing a brain drain that will kneecap American innovation for decades to come.

The replies demonstrate that this is a text-based platform full of illiterate people.

AI loves to add taglines when writing copy, but this has got to be a record.

I can't believe people said she wasn't qualified to work in the White House. If anything, she seems overqualified.

This is a trick question. One of the trains was delayed four hours to make way for CSX traffic and the other can only go 45 MPH on a good day.

My taxes will go up, but my employer will stop taking $400+ out of every paycheck, and I'd have healthcare even if I don't have a job. Seems fair! Doing it is a no-brainer, but I accept that Democrats who want to enact MFA have an uphill battle in explaining it to the thinking-averse electorate.

Wife's out of town, you know what that means [puts on an Andrew WK album and starts doing karate]

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