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Mama always taught me not to put myself in "situations"

Send him back to Rochester Hills! 😄

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I hope Vacant does a better job

Er, he's probably is the best they got. You'll have seen the others.

Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.

Felony assault with intent to either kill or cause grievous bodily harm, which they likely did because they get off on hurting people.

9/26/2026- SCOTUS www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...

Our president is trying to impress a communist dictator at the same time telling us communism is the biggest threat we face. Pick a lane.

“There’s definitely a lot of money flowing around. And that makes a Petri dish for corruption.” Law professor Mark Osler calls the new pardon system “anarchy.” cbsn.ws/4dBZ0h4

In a hidden-camera operation, pardon brokers Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl said that for $300,000, they could help a felon get a pardon from the president. They said their services included working with influencers to advocate for his case. cbsn.ws/4dj706z

I think interviews typically involve at least two people

We interviewed a jingling set of keys which raised questions about what credibility we have left.

Need that stamp

Power to the people! ✊

Allegedly Trump pays $70k a year for his hair care. Obviously, his ‘stylist’ hates him. No one will tell he looks stupid because Trump will get mad and the will be hell toupee* *I will get my coat.

If you can finish the paperwork you haven’t got adhd.

I love it when an insane story about Pete Hegseth subjecting 50 members of the Joint Staff to polygraph tests in a leak investigation…ends up leaking! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/u...

I really want to see live video of Joe Biden eating ice cream at Donald Trump's funeral, then shaking hands with Barack Obama in a tan suit.

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

Many tech billionaires who grew up on science fiction are intent on building dystopian technology, @galbeckerman.bsky.social argues. He writes about a new book by Jill Lepore that explores how they took the wrong lessons from their favorite novels:

Another sufferer of Schrödinger’s Cancellation?

I'm a financial planner and this is propaganda the rich spread to make you think UBI wouldn't literally bankrupt them. The real impact of UBI would be rapid upward pressure on wages. This acts as a unavoidable wealth-tax through increased labor costs.

You misspelled "wine box".

Adjudicated rapist says what?

Imagine that the ONLY reason your father publicly denounced the man who brutally assaulted and/or sexually assaulted you and your daughter was due to public outcry. Now, imagine this is YOUR representative in the Senate. #MAGAIsPathetic

Sending ICE Agents to intimidate voters at polling places, declaring martial law to try to delay or cancel the election, seizing ballots-As he gets more desperate, there's nothing he won't do to try to save his pathetic orange ass. ALL states should preemptively prepare to defend Democracy! 🇺🇸 ✊

A succulent 5m bribe?

Barron Trump's relationship with the Tates is described in this New Yorker story, published just days ago. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Men are afraid of feminism because they confuse it with matriarchy and are worried it means they’ll be treated the way they treat women.

They're eating the gyros. They're eating the feta.

Bring an army of police with the health inspectors. If they refuse, arrest them on the spot. Allowing them to refuse entry is why they keep refusing entry

Nothing creates more atheists than reading the bible

Blow it up by ... Checks notes ... Voters voting for their preferred candidate in a primary.

Narcissistic psychopaths don't feel many of the things healthy personalities feel. They have no conscience. No emotional development. No maturity. No genuine self-esteem. No empathy. They're predators. Defective dysfunctional sociopaths trying to feel powerful. In control. Money is power.

Idiocracy is real.

It's not a good look when you use sloppy AI to make up fake quotes The author of a *(nonfiction* book about the effects of artificial intelligence on truth acknowledged on Monday that he had included numerous made-up or misattributed quotes concocted by A.I. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/b...