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Cooper Pratt with a bomb.

13% of respondents should not be left unsupervised with children.

These people need to understand that cowardly Republican senators voting "no" is not a reason for inaction. He is guilty of many crimes. So, impeach him, immediately, for his many crimes and make those cowards stand on their vote.

"If you don't use our product, you are committing medical malpractice." Fuck these AI jackasses.

It's always someone else's fault with these dipshits.

I thought Chauvin was dead when I first read this. Glad he isn't so he can continue to rot in prison for murdering George Floyd.

Flavor Flav is the best.

This sounds absolutely amazing. If I lived in LA, this might be my lunch and dinner every single day.

So hard to pick a favorite part of this article. Pretending that sending unsolicited dick pics at 53 was a “youthful indiscretion” is good, but don’t sleep on the argument that his wife forgave him for subjecting other women to unwanted nude photos so everyone else should too

With all the advances in medicine and increases in human longevity, we can have "youthful indiscretions" well into our 50s. Thank you, science.

I think North and South Dakota will switch places.

Jesus. This guy's soft as shit. MLS fans would eat him alive.

Is it too late to get in on this? Bryan Johnson is a giant dumbass who would blow goats and dine on raccoon shit if he thought it would help him cheat death for an additional 5-7 minutes. Now I sit back and wait for my email from Bry.

Are these AI guitar chords or is there a human who has actually played them

XX|XY are listed sponsors of the anti-trans sex verification initiative in Washington. The @thornsfc.com organization fucked up so badly letting these loud and proud bigots cross state lines to promote their own hateful agenda. #BAONPDX ballotpedia.org/Washington_I...

I hate this man sooooooo much.

“My Catholic Latina opponent wants to impose Sharia Law” is a hilariously desperate closing message. thehill.com/homenews/617...

TY to everyone who sent me tips, info, and statements for this one — www.portlandmercury.com/sports/thorn...

Bluesky has four kinds of users

I hope they don't procreate.

JFC, I know kids can be difficult, but can't you at the very fucking least name three positive things about your own child?

Does anyone want to win the Lions-Packers game?

Arm punt by Love.

Rooting for the Lions, but that was a bullshit roughing the passer call against the Packers.

To my fellow cisgenders. If you "support Trans rights, but...", you do not support Trans rights.

I don’t know, man, I’m kind of sick of treating Trump and his cronies like they’re just absurd and laughable and not really spending any time talking about the murders, the concentration camps, the millions starved around the world, people living lives beset with threats of violence and erasure.

He's firing up the base.

Bo Nix almost throwing a pick into double coverage but it's broken up by the other defender, yikes.

Ok, one more favor: make Deshaun Watson do something comically bad to lose the game. You gods are the best!

#FinsUp

Yesssssssssssssss!!!!! #FinsUp #FTJ

If this was non-American football, this would be squeaky bum time. #FinsUp

Finish them, Ollie! #FinsUp

FTJ, baby! #FinsUp

Sieler, Uche and Chop! Great goal line stand. #FinsUp

Jason Sanders, still a Dolphin! #FinsUp

#BAONPDX @rosecityriveters.org @107ist.org

We stand with the Rose City Riveters and our Transgender and LGBTQ+ community. We see you; We support you; We protect our own; This is bigger than the pitch. Hate has no place in our sections, especially hateful messages about gender and identity. If you come for one, you can expect us all. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Sure, he can say this sort of thing as a candidate in a safe, blue, hippy state like Kansas...

Wheels Willis with the tuddy! #FinsUp

Dulcich is killing it so far today. #FinsUp