Chris - drummer

They’ve gone full Partridge on Titchmarsh this morning with a whole 20 min segment on pairing wine with crisps

Happy birthday to this little fella - no, you didn’t become a professional footballer or get to kiss Lynda Carter, but we’ve made it to 55, so well done on that.

I think we’ve found the headline of the year.

Well, I’ve had some insults hurled at me in my time, but this time they’ve gone to far….

No tittering at the Dutch potatoes.

“Lethal injections”….or “injections” as they are now known. BBC Breaking News using “surviving” and “lethal” together here without much thought!

Surprised to see that the BBC are still actively using Robin Ince on adverts for The Infinite Monkey Cage after he stopped presenting it. Not saying they shouldn’t, but just surprised.

Saw the legendary Roger Taylor live in London last night….and his mate turned up with his guitar for a little play…superb!! 👌👏

Thomas the Wank Engine

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

Who’s ya favourite Courtney? Pine Love Cox Nicholas

Which one is your money on? Tom? Colin? Jodie?….

When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHug

RIP to the always brilliant Stephanie Cole. Important question arising from the BBC news article is: “Was she pre or post Hartnell?”

Here is the full packaging for the upcoming Mr Benn dvd release. All the cartoons have been restored & look Fabulous. There are loads of extras, including a cd of Mr Benn - The Music. We hope you love it!! Please pass the word...

Adam & The Anthrax

“Mortals - feast your eyes on, and behold the majesty of, my army of play things” - love from Bonnie.

‘Is it in?’

With hindsight, not sure they needed to overly worry about Phil on that front…

Just caught this in an episode of The Professionals on ITV4! 😳

Always embarrassing when you drop something on the keyboard just as you’re typing the end of a sentence.

‘gl-asses’

Take that, Elvis

Heard someone mistakenly refer to ‘mocktails’ as ‘cockfails’, and that’s now going to be my go-to non-alcoholic order going forward.

Spending most of my lunch break telling wasps to “fuck off”

Currently finding almost everything a chore, and everyone a bore right now

Well one good thing is that Simon Day is a shoe-in to play him in the biopic…

Hi. I’m an asthma attack on an 8 year old boy. I did my best to finish him off at 2am, but his sister in the bunk bed above heard his wheezing stop & he turned blue, & as it was when a family GP would rush out when called, a pesky emergency intravenous injection brought him back from the brink.

Birds in the back garden already prepping for the #eclipse I think!!

Bit harsh with that banner I reckon…

‘Fuck off you prick’

Just sat here waiting for architecture lovers, music fans and mid-century design enthusiasts to find me... www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Amoxillin Dominatrix Knackered Loony Tunes Pino Grigio VHS

Roses are red Patios have awning….

‘Marmalade Dropper’: noun; euphemism: “Ouch, I’ve just caught my ‘marmalade dropper’ in my zip”

Moby Dickhead

The Seedless Grapes of Wrath

No comment needed….

What’s your sign?

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I feel that ‘Summer of Squirts’ really isn’t going to live up to expectations here, based on its name.