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One nil to THE ARSENAL!!!! FUCK YES! #COYG #WHUvARS

You have to respect a club with one of the longest continuous top flight runs in England football, the most top flight seasons, and a decent trophy haul as well. Proper football history. And none of it came with Oligarch or Nation State money.

Fucking what? The fuck is wrong with people?

Hats off to saves at both ends tonight as well. A couple of really world class saves kept the score respectable.

For a guy that could have accumulated 3 yellow cards so far, Laimer is a world class whiny prick.

Delayed viewing on the train. App notifications before the goal is fucking infuriating.

You going to credit @marisakabas.bsky.social ? The Guardian followed journalistic ethics, will you? bsky.app/profile/kare...

Reaching out on LinkedIn to tell me you are an Arsenal supporter will make me look favourably upon your brand.

Excellent read here from @graceonfootball.com

That was depressingly flat for most of the game. We did pick up the pressure towards the end, but too little, too late. Birmingham were happy to sit by then. I like Renee Slegers as a person, but I fear this might be the last straw as AWFC manager. #COYG #AWFC

One thing I can say, this new rule that you can't make a substitution to change the way your team is playing until after the 75th minute has really hampered us. Really wish it applied to other teams, and not just Arsenal. #COYG #AWFC

Just trying to think of the games where Stina has been dominant against that low block. But sure, let's do this for another 20 minutes. #COYG #AWFC

For fucks fucking sake.

I changed my message tone to "Good news everyone!" from Professor Farnsworth on Futurama, just for something different. That's going to enrage me when the Arsenal app informs me that Birmingham have scored inexplicably against the run of play, isn't it. #COYG #AWFC

Please prove me wrong Leah!

That's twice that Williamson has headed the ball back to them. Control it, or launch it. It's like she is just letting it bounce off her head lately. #COYG #AWFC

Excellent thread on the Te$la stunt, and how not more than that.

The annual “FIFA Peace Prize – Football Unites the World” is going to be scrapped after less than one recurrence. One, and done. Donny, and that's all. Handed to one of the most divisive individuals in the world, and finished. I think this comes as a surprise to us all!

Took me a few seconds to work out what the pride tennis ball fist keyring was supposed to represent. Pretty sure it's a baseball glove.

You can dodge and weave on what Trump and his cronies have done up until now, but letting this happen would be a sign that the USA has moved away from democracy and the rule of law. That's a getting right into murderous dictator territory with Sadam et al

For the functioning of this season, I can't see how ManC can be immediately relegated/suspended. What happens to the points for games already played? Do cards get wiped? Allowances for the injuries/fatigue/travel? CL games? Cups? It's too messy. Sadly, we are stuck with them til May.

City got a lead and all it took was a generation of unprecedented cheating plus a man advantage.

you'd have to say man city have put out a stronger eleven on paper. wonder how they managed to do that.

“Manchester City proving their point today on the pitch” The point being that cheating gives you a massive advantage.

Woke up to Noni being whipped for his performance, but the stats seem to confirm my impression it was his best game in the last 6 months or so. Genuine threat and pushed them back, and a menace who won it back for us. That's what you want in a winger, especially a backup!

Daughter had a fucking amazing time, and we left before exhaustion set in. Eurovision fans are pretty cool. Can I get back to watch kick off... Only time will tell!

Madueke over Eze? Ok then.

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

I will be at the 10th Anniversary of the Eurovision Australia Fan Group tonight, which is scheduled to finish half an hour after the Arsenal kick off. It's also 30 degrees. Probably going to be a weird night, but relying on this place to keep me updated until I get home for the 2nd half!

this is so fucking sad

KCC out of the Tillies squad for personal reasons. People (mostly men) are being cunts about it. Fowler out of the Tillies squad for personal reasons. People (mostly men) are being cunts about it. Apparently grief and a partner recovering from surgery on both legs are "drama" we can do without.

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

He is absolutely an AI influencer at this point, even if you don't like the direction he is using his influence. And he was absolutely elected to be the representative of God, and the Catholic Church.

For context, the Newcastle Knights play in the NRL Grand Final tomorrow. It's a big deal here. Huge. Just had a teenage kid walk past while I am waiting for my partner and say... "Go The Knights.... Oh wait! GO THE GUNNERS! CHAMPIONS!" * Fist pump * Instantly doubled his excitement. We are massive.

@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

"Is this AI slop?"

I am really happy that we beat them on the pitch, with Pep still in charge. Because there's no doubt we were battling against cheaters with an unfair advantage, we overcame that to still win. That makes it sweeter

I now wonder when The Office is on the tv whether the character Andy Bernard is based on a real person, or just happens to be a complete creep who stalked his ex girlfriends, displayed incel behaviour, insults women, dates a highschool girl, and constantly brags about going to Cornell. Coincidence?

But hey, at least we can sit back and enjoy the 115 outcome during the interlull, right…

Not a Knights fan, but they deserve that win. There's going to be a lot of drunken Novocastrians out tonight! Feel bad for Mary Fowler's boyfriend though. That was not a pretty angle for a leg.

This is objectively quite odd.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

There's 3 things that might experience some knock on effects: -Man City Women- what happens to them if UAE bail out? Were they also...? -Player exodus- who had "get out" clauses? Some surprising free agents? -Multiclub ownership- will Melbourne City get Haaland for $115? Interesting times...