trickster and demimondaine

This is a Shoresy quote but also how I would like everyone to greet me when I enter a room

Ooh, the new Chrome for mobile update is baaaaaaad, time to learn Brave?

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

it is perfectly fine and good to run on putting money back in people's pockets and then do that by banning and breaking industries which are entirely scams (crypto, phone gambling, please please please pretty please donate $1 right now)

@maggiesox.bsky.social and/or @wing2j.bsky.social

For county commissioners and Texas Supreme Court seats, what is HAPPENING

Considering that last one … I’ll take it www.maptap.gg October 26 94🏅 90👑 87🎓 76😂 74🤗 Final score: 808

www.maptap.gg October 25 96🔥 94🏆 82🌟 93🏆 93🏆 Final score: 912

Brighton AND Hove? ¿En esta economía?

TRUE GRIT (Coens version)

www.maptap.gg October 24 97🔥 99🔥 90👑 99🔥 57🤨 Final score: 844 Fucking Russia, man

Angel Reese is more poised and beautiful in the middle of a basketball game her team is losing than I have ever been in my entire life

Bill Waybourn should really do something about all the people dying while in care of the Tarrant County Jail before he talks about Talarico, js

Scrolling through the Star Wars section of Disney+ with Bug: “What’s the movie where someone gets carbonated? And freezed?”

Frodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’ ‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ ‘Gandalf!’ ‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’

Go Brewers, I know nothing about you but I have a policy of never cheering for teams from Florida

@maggiesox.bsky.social

Reposting for the excellent alt text

After years of fighting for better pay and benefits, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized. If successful, they would be the first NFL cheer squad to reach a contract.

Started LOCAL HERO but didn’t get to finish last night, so #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

www.maptap.gg October 23 80👏 93🏆 98🔥 90👑 90👑 Final score: 909

I need a local Movie Sicko friend to go watch things with me, Zach and I have different tastes and sitters are a hassle anyway

www.maptap.gg October 22 98🔥 92🏆 80🌞 98🔥 96🏅 Final score: 932

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

My office nemesis doesn’t have keyboard noises turned off on his phone, adding that to my list of reasons

New favourite example of a crash blossom

Love Wemby, love libraries, love all of this

@stefapie.bsky.social

Bill Waybourn should really do something about all the people dying while in care of the Tarrant County Jail before he talks about Talarico, js

Okay I need Lemme Say This and Keep It to permanently join forces, what a delight

Defector having log-in issues for anyone else?

I have been in Paris for three days (on vacation) and so far the only things I have learned to say in French are fuck and abolish.

Oh my god the little “this seat taken” icon for YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is Elizabeth Holmes’ unblinking eye