Mean Gene Roddenberry

this man is a gotdamned patriot

No you see AI won’t replace jobs it will simply make the jobs easier

Lula Goes HARD

preemptively posting all my daily activities on the missed connections page just in case someone needs to get ahold of me

[every man using a power washer] I bet *I* could drink out of it without killing myself

Today's puzzle was certifiably easy, trust me

Gonna make a fortune making a school photo business that doesn't fucking suck

AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.

Nah weather channel, you can fuck right off with this

hey Google Photos, I don't need multiple notifications a day for some new themed slideshow. I know you need them cliiiicks, but spamming me is just gonna make me disable it entirely

The latest Musk publicity stunt with his “”””flying”””” car illustrates the broader issue with a lot of the tech industry these days (particularly AI, but related to enshittification in general) in that: What pressing problem is this supposed to solve, and does it do so efficiently and effectively?

I'll support anything that puts stupid rich guys in danger

It is beyond time that our society band together and demand our uncles give back our noses

America if the news covered it like those countries Over There

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

My amazing lawn mower escaped my yard and is destroying everything in its path, give me billions of dollars and uproot your entire workforce for my amazing lawn mower

What's the big deal with broadcasting executions, hasn't ICE been doing that for the last couple years?

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

they did the thing

Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf

“You are infringing on the time and brainpower of people by pushing "your" content that little/no of your brainpower went into” is such a banger

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

How long until the internet is just unusable? Websites have already been bloated for awhile now; I can't wait until everything is built with the bullshit machine, piling another gig of unnecessary dependencies into a page that humans aren't reading anyway.

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

Can't wait to see someone jailbreak it

holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."

it's me, the guy who taught frogs to yell "fuck" right before they jumped in the water

me using a public restroom: I don't need to lock the door, I'm just washing my hands me, five seconds later: oh god what if someone comes in oh shit oh fuck

Why did no one tell me about "For All Mankind"? This show is fantastic

Can't believe the "tell people what they want to hear" machine would have negative effects

me: I think I'll sing along to this Bill Withers song my lungs: lol

we can't abolish the police because CBS and FOX would lose 90% of their programming

I think a boss bot wrote this

Age verification is an egregious privacy violation, an inexcusable form of surveillance, and… it’s also voodoo bullshit that doesn’t work. It’s one of the reasons I’m proudest to support @eff.org, who have been leading the fight against the horrible practice for years: www.eff.org/issues/age-v...

Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas. Here is that body cam footage. @mjgault.bsky.social reports: www.404media.co/watch-body-c...

"Yeah I can show you this historical fiction about the space race if Russia landed on the moon first, but maybe you'd be more interested in MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY??!!!"

This is frying me

listen AI slop is definitely bad but sometimes it is INTERESTINGLY bad

Are they wanted for murder? What is this photo?

"Nobody is thinking anymore"...