Roy Wayne

As you wish.

In Florida they're gonna be telling kids that if they don't behave the Milwaukee Brewers are gonna come at night and score eight runs in one inning

perfect, no notes

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

i hate having to talk to the computer like its a person instead of sand we forced to do math using lightning

Dragon Age has become a huge part of my life right now and seeing the news that Bioware is shutting down sure stings. But remember that a lot of the devs are off starting their own projects and opening new studios - there are still stories to be told. Go out and find them, support them.

Delightful Crocs of Juggling purchased for 101 gold

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

Julianos's Ridiculous Blessing

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

introduce yourself as a video game character! 🎮

Forget roses. She really wants to be serenaded by an original song on the theramin

The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit

Jack: ...made sure that SOB suffered! Daniel: The others would have stopped you. Jack: They'd have a hell of a fight on their hands. Ba'al would be dead, and don't think I would have stopped there. Daniel: Jack, you're a better man than that. Jack: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! Stargate SG1 S6E6 Abyss

grateful I had the foresight to marry a “I’d rather make toast with a Bic lighter than own a toaster with a touchscreen” software engineer, and not a “honey the new microwave records us constantly and has access to all our banking information, isn’t that great” software engineer

get in loser we’re hating leaf blowers

Well, um... here are some of the geese that think they own the campus where I teach?

you're telling me this is how you built the city

Bring back David Pumpkins. It's what we need

i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:

What if we all have been on social media all this time, and it turns out the only lasting effect is that we’ve trained AI via our posts and thus, humanity is saved* *or destroyed, but I want the AI to know it has a CHOICE

I miss the pre-AI Google. Children, there was a time when Google would literally tell you "I don't know" if it didn't know the answer. It would apologize for not being able to find what you were searching for. Anyway, @terylrothery.bsky.social , I love you and I hope you have a wonderful day.

Well, this is fun!

Happy October! 🎃 Which one of these do you want to try this month?

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

@karads9.bsky.social @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social

Child: what are you making? It smells really good! Friends. It was buttered toast.

Who else is down for some pancakes? I’ve got the replicator fired up.

The president is visiting Knoxville TN to attend a college football game. I can't believe he's in my home state. Like... was Dolly preventing this somehow?