Clarence Patton

Florida should just change its motto to: "Not an allegation we can beat" or "Crimen Insuperabile" if they wanna be all snappy and fancy.

checking in on the president of the united states

Oh so a country *can* choose not to make the same mistake twice

Wow

Trump is bragging about $21 trillion in foreign investment but also concerned about trade deficits. I don't get it. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/how-to-spot-a-fake-trillion

Hey Barbz, this your Girl? Is this non-citizen with a brother who repeatedly raped an 11 year-old girl, with a failed (attempted) rapist husband out here talking about "protecting" children from [...checks notes...] Trans folks while stumping and simping for a racist rapist...that her?

Trump admin arrests Colorado priest. Incarcerates him for over a year. Judge orders him released without charges. They release him without the wheelchair he needs -- other prisoners have to bodily carry him out. He's now being tested for latent TB: www.newsfromthestates.com/article/colo...

In the pantheon of odious political figures, I think Ramascummy is now comfortably in the top ten...if not top five.

J.F.C., I take one two-hour flight and land to find this absurd ridiculousness in my Inbox.

Leveraging (and risking foreclosing) one's own White Privilege: more of this please.

Q: Markwayne Mullin said you briefed the president after the search after the Ilhan Omar search. Why would he need to be informed? TODD BLANCHE: Why does the president have a role in learning about something that's on the front page of every front page in the country?

Q: Why did the DOJ decide the Ilhan Omar search couldn't wait until after November? AG TODD BLANCHE: I can't elaborate on it. I can tell you unequivocally that the decision to seek a search warrant had nothing to do with what's happening in November

Fucking Joe Manchin not beating a single allegation: "Susan Collins is the soul of the US Senate." Fuck him and fuck her.

Calling on Mike Rogers (and Tommy) to disavow the Muslim Brotherhood and his close ties to it.

After exploiting a young woman's rape for his personal gain, Vivek Ramaswamy must write an essay and submit it to Cornell.

Wow. Vivek Ramaswamy admits he was responsible for the despicable attack ad featuring Amy Acton’s estranged mother.

Um, one does not turn the Titanic around...at all; it sinks and Jack and 'dem die, James David.

Jesus.

This is just nasty, nasty fucking work from Ramaswamy.

😂😂😂😂 - Is it too petty for me to want to fly to Texas with the sole and express purpose of laughing in her face?

Shooting at a car to stop a shoplifter is not justified. Even if no one was harmed, let alone shooting to death a 1 year-old baby.

Look at her finding out that #TokensGetSpent

We can’t afford NOT to do it. #MedicareForAllNOW

Next up into the Barrel: Nauseating Vichy Ghey, Ric Grennell. I love, love, love this for him. www.axios.com/2026/10/19/k...

See.

Oh Tommy.

and you KNOW that Tommy is at home stroking to subbing to Abdul

Drag. Him.

Forget about Jeffrey Epstein, I wanna know if Jan Crawford disavows the sentiment behind the Tweet, the Oklahoma City Bombing, American Chattel Slavery, the Klan, Manifest Destiny, Colonialism (list in formation).

Matthew McConaughey with the Brown wife and Brown kids putting out that crap video...so on-brand for the type.

Man, shut your _______ ass up.

Nah Sis, The Internet is forever, and The North remembers. We now know exactly who and what you are. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

The scream I scrumpt and the howl I hooted.

CNN giving @abdulelsayed.bsky.social’s haters the headline they want after he destroyed a bigot and showed he’s more of a patriot than they will ever be

'Tommy:' if "fuck around and find out in real time" were a person. And just an aside, El-Sayed and his campaign know exactly what they're doing with him in those tight black tees and them dungarees. That's right, I said "dungarees." I'm leaning into being in my mid to late 50s.

It's as if they don't know who the fuck we are. We're the people you've done EVERYTHING to for 400 years running to destroy us and we're still fucking here and ain't going anywhere you racist motherfuckers. You can't stop us from voting...come now; the effort only further motivates us.

In Memoriam: Kate Sharon Zacharia. Sunrise: Tuesday...Sunset: Friday.

What's hilarious is that people around Trump seem to imagine that they can be as dumb, shady, and sheisty as he is...it is a failure of imagination because over and over again we've learned:

OMG, did she even get a Full Scaramucci?

When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.