Captain Science

I guess it wasn't that deep

All authors writing their novels at a cafe should read their opening lines aloud once in a while

You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed! COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pulley PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The fact that AI boosters always go to “but art is EXPENSIVE” is telling. Most people started with crayons, lined school paper, cheap pencils, ballpoint pen, the back of junk mail and misprinted pages. Art supplies can be outrageous but you can make art with literal trash

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Essential oils? Nah that shit optional

Bro, age verification for bluesky sucks #socialmediaban #australia

i did not come here to be throught provoked on a fucken monday

species that give good hugs

why is miss universe always from earth

How does everyone feel about the social media ban? I'm glad bluesky seems excluded for now #australia

Good morning! You know where you are? You’re in the garden baby. You’re gonna take a nap!

i love to be vindicated for my otherwise baseless contrarian haterism

Fruit slicing 🍎🍊🍌

Love preferential voting so much. Crazy to me that it isn't common outside of Australia

Joella needs to get an endorsement from Caroma toilet seats

I need to go shirt shopping

Glad to see the girls having fun

The teeth are safe for now

I've moved on to wanting to pull the teeth of those who have wronged me

Needing to vent but having signed an NDA is a terrible feeling. I want to pull my teeth out of my skull

Needing to vent but having signed an NDA is a terrible feeling. I want to pull my teeth out of my skull

Welp. 2/2

Someone favorited this post, which was one year ago this week. Let’s we if ChatGPT has improved since then! 1/2

This is a real map of what the united states will look like after climate change. Sobering.

Feel sorry for any photographers named AL these day. "Photo by Al Summers... great more ai trash"

I’m tired of waiting. *cocks gun* let’s find Godot.

I always get that one player who dives into a 1v3 them screams I didn't heal them through enemy shields : l

Wordy #smbc has some a thoughtful approach to observational comedy that I'm really appreciating

Any recommendations for good short internet comics? I've just consumed years worth of SMBC and I yearn for more #comics #smbc

Also, why don't more people dance while walking? Idgwhy you would walk the same distance with less fun in your life. On the curb we all fam

My siblings get worried when I refuse a lift home and walk past 9pm. "Aren't you worried about weirdos?" I am a moustachioed man vouging along the foot path. I am the weirdo, sister

"I don't make the rules I just work here" -robots in 10yrs. Not sure how much sympathy I'll have tho

Uh, I feel terrible today. I was supposed to volunteer but I woke up with a sore throat and tired and I just backed out and now I feel even worse

My cat is really clingy and trying to get warm. She let me do this for a solid 2 minutes this morning

Boop. I'm married

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