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If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

Here is the full eat one oreo without using your hands contest during Wovles halftime

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

My man looks like the Backrooms version of Elon Musk

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

As a disability advocate I’m heartbroken by this. Please for the love of everything you hold dear, vote blue in November. Republican policies, their shenanigans and their hand picked court jesters are harming the most vulnerable amongst us. Check your registration! Register! Get out the VOTE!

Weird Al > AI

I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign

This is what Trump did on 9/11.

"The greatest trick Trump...ever pulled was convincing the American establishment that a sub two-point popular vote plurality in the 2024 election represented a total and permanent repudiation of liberal culture and the Democratic Party. " 🎯🎯🎯🎯 @brianbeutler.bsky.social shorturl.at/KeM8i

in retrospect the most impressive aspect of Bolt's record was slowing to a stop without the aid of a padded wall that knocked his arm off

en esta economía??????

A hugely consequential disaster for the country: The Trump administration has gutted federal civil rights enforcement in the United States, leaving the people the laws were built to protect without adequate remedies, @hrw.org reports. www.hrw.org/news/2026/08...

John Roberts rn

Seen in Philadelphia.

Someone couldn’t help going to Taco Bell pregame.

Every and any vote for Todd Blanche is a vote for grown men fucking underage girls with legal impunity. This is a sentence that contains no hyperbole and that is nonetheless shocking and debilitating to write. That's how depraved this administration is.

I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.

Reminder: Memphis is still “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Task force members have reportedly killed at least two people in four days.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

One guy talking to himself

Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool

And just like that, it completely VANISHED from the media. But a sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Don't trust me... listen to him 👇

The world now has its first trillionaire, but 39% of families in Florida are using "Buy Now, Pay Later" apps to buy groceries. This is Donald Trump’s America. A playground for the mega rich built entirely on the credit card debt of hungry children. What are we even doing?

Watch the whole thing for the moment Marx defends himself by saying, "Are you calling my dog a liar?" and the camera goes to the dog

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I will not vote for anyone who does not commit to expanding the court to 13 seats and imposing term limits on justices, retroactively if legally possible. You should not either. It must become a job requirement for Dems in Congress and the White House.

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

this is a masterpiece

Kevin O'Leary, who is Canadian, accused two ordinary Americans -- by name, on Fox News -- of being Chinese communist agents working against "our" country. Their response is fantastic.

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and newspaper articles — yet not once over the countless allegations of child rape. That silence says everything.

For many years people have avoided fucking corpses. Jeffrey Dahmer is taking a different approach.

You're not prepared for the last joke