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Private companies are polluting our rivers, hiking up bills, and failing to deliver. 82% of us want public ownership – let’s make it happen! Sign the open letter now & demand action! 👉 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pu...

As Syrians reunite with loved ones after years of torture & imprisonment, the Assad regime will be remembered as one of history's most brutal — responsible for gassing, torture & mass displacement. The Syrian people deserve freedom, justice, & the right to decide their future.

We keep getting messages saying climate change is a hoax and the world is flat. Is it 2024?!

This is how we will do it.

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann

This bird will not put up with any nonsense. Northern Pygmy-Owl, Washington state #birds #owls 🌿

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I am trying to take public transportation more instead of driving. I am trying to eliminate my spending at Walmart and Amazon entirely. I am trying to use less plastic. I am trying to eat less meat and never get fast food. These tiny acts of resistance add up. I recommend you all try to do the same.

Beautiful fiery fox 🔥🦊

Sorry for returning and gaining so many followers so fast. If you care to know, I am a progressive who is 100% certain that this pattern of failure will continue as long as big money donors control the DNC.

Please spread the word to any aspiring crime-writers out there. The competition will be judged by award-winning authors. Might be a kickstart to someone's career.

Couldn't tolerate "Fear Factor" either — everything about it was grotesquely stupid. Same goes for "The Apprentice" for that matter. And now look where we are. Good grief.

The Klitschko brothers have PhDs and Joe Rogan is questioning their intelligence and accusing two International Hall of Fame Boxers of clout chasing. That says as much about Rogan as anything

Ukrainian boxing legend (and brother of Kyiv's mayor) Wladimir Klitschko responds to Joe Rogan...

Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER! #literacy #libraries #librarians

A "snow fox" with its unique beauty. 😍

All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁

Wishing you and yours a truly wonderful Thanksgiving.

The Pillars of Creation taken by JWST

I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it

The Helix Nebula

This is what a Russian Red Fox 🦊 looks like.

So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.

Somebody needs this right now 🦊🥹 #ThankYouTG #CoffeeKindnessShenanigans

Google and the DOJ make their final arguments in the ad tech monopoly case

Me when Netflix asks “Are you still watching?” (Northern Saw-whet Owl)

Finally got round to watching Ludwig after everyone's been going on at me about it. And yes this is a programme nerds can enjoy. I even did books of logic puzzles when I was a kid...

This Thanksgiving week, I'm thankful for Bluesky and the platform we are building.

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

Anyone, any entity, anywhere in the world can just pay him any amount (for anything he promises in return), and there's no disclosure of the payments, no oversight of any of it by anyone, and of course no potential bribery prosecution (of him) because... immune. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/24/u...

I'm starting to think that Trump knew what Project 2025 was and that Elon Musk really isn't for free speech.

Know someone leaving a presenting gig, looking for some reading to fill their time? Well, good news for them... IT'S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! Pick up a crisp new edition, in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.

“At least it’ll keep the British tourists away” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Was it X wot won it for The Donald? Find out in the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Number crunching: Nigel Farage’s payments since the election for presenting GB News shows v his annual MP salary From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Heavily indebted Thurrock council has threatened to take legal action against the Association of Public Service Excellence (Apse) and 23 of the local authorities it represents for “negligent” advice that led it to invest millions in solar farms owned by Dubai-based rogue businessman Liam Kavanagh.

“It’s the Bear family from The Big Cave on Forest Road…” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Allison Pearson claimed police accused her of a “non-crime hate incident” after a tweet misidentifying a protest photo. Essex Police say that never happened, releasing footage to prove it. Pearson now says she might have “misheard” – but not before the Telegraph ran three front pages on the claim.