Rich Crowder

First goal was everything there. Two teams with no confidence. First ones to score always going to get lifted. Could easily have been the other way imo. Luckily we got it & capitalised. Much needed 3 points. Gonzalez MOTM. #NUFC #CRYNEW

Woeful game between two poor teams. Could easily be a Championship contest tbh. We lack quality in multiple areas. I see no link ups, no patterns of play. Nothing. HTL! #NUFC #CRYNEW #PALNEW

Okay this is good. Appreciate the absence of (De)generative AI as well.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Three word film review: “Michael” Nauseating nonce whitewash

All the effort you could ask for but this team is as shit as anything Steve Bruce put out. Abysmal. Huge question marks about Jaissle and his staff. #NUFC #NEWAVL

“Vertical football Barb!” #NUFC

Dreadful half. Huff and puff, zero quality. Completely devoid of structure and patterns of play. Really worrying signs. #NUFC #NEWAST

This bloke is a class act. 🇺🇦

His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”

Terrible. Considering the opposition that was worse than Leeds for me. At best, we’re very very ordinary. Plenty pace. Hardly any quality. #NUFC #COVNEW

Since UKIP & the Brexit Party, Nigel Farage has relied on Russian bots to amplify social media support, but, oh dear ... "Reform UK supporting accounts have almost gone silent after Ukraine hit a few of Russia’s big data centres" via Karen Maunder

Found it difficult to really engage with that game if I’m being honest. Integrity of the league has been severely damaged. Lack of humility and responsibility by City leaves a sour taste. #LIVMCY

Can you die of Alpha? If so, I fear for Ross Kemp. #celebritytraitors

This is one of the most terrifying interviews I’ve ever seen. The slow reveal of the mental landscape at work here. If you don’t end up thinking we should stop these people with as much force as we can muster, I’d be very surprised. youtu.be/lnLDjXy2kRA?...

Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter

Loads of “irrefutable evidence” to prove innocence but appeal on procedural grounds. Hmmm.

Braverman playing all the hits and going down like a lead balloon on #bbcqt. Warms the heart.

I’ve listened to AI music and it’s very good. My favourite songs are I want to hold one of your three hands HLEP! 5-3-4-2-1 I don’t know the way to San Jose bsky.app/profile/down...

Bold from Burnham…and I’m all for it. Long overdue.

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He imposed Shania Law

via The Unheard Majority

I don't think enough is made of how much Musk hates his own daughter and how much this utter failing at parenting drives him. Top 10 shittest human surely?

Oof! Close to the bone this one. 😆

Dan Ballard is truly a Neanderthal of a footballer.

This commentator on the Mackems game is mental. You’re not the poet laureate mate. It’s a game of footy 😆

Bone fide classic!

There is a direct political thread, a nasty politics, that links Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, and Tommy Robinson, with Donald Trump, MAGA and the US white supremacist movement. We are better than that. Britain is better than that.

Awful performance and result. Looking round for leaders and they seemed in short supply on that pitch. Room for improvement (to say the least). Well done Leeds. Impressive unit. #NUFC #LEENEW

Good physical team Leeds. We stood up to it and competed for half of the half but have fallen apart since Gonzalez went off. Not going to complain too much. This team is v young & has a lot of developing to do. #NUFC #LEENEW

As ever, The Great North Run coverage has me swelling with pride and emotion. Truly the best of humanity and a superb advert for this amazing region. Blackshorts a’plenty, but the good kind.

Good time to score for Arsenal as Stoke had looked dangerous from the long throw ins. #SUNARS

Do the refs not see Brobbey ripping the shirt off every opposition player that goes near him? #SUNARS

Keown on pundit duty for Arsenal game build up. Sigh…MUTE. #TNTSports #SUNARS

iPhone Duo looking good

Pretty unimpressive #NUFC performance, particularly 2nd half. Not clinical at all. Kudos to a depleted Millwall. But…in the hat & that’s all that matters. Botman MOTM. #MILNEW

I’m finding it difficult to watch Willock & Murphy this season without thinking about £32m sitting in our bank account for January. #NUFC #MILNEW

I've laughed at this for three minutes straight

My main takeaway from yesterday’s game is that Osula/MFP need to be the choices for CF. We need Wissa deeper for work rate and ball retention. Willock doesn’t do enough in that role to support the sitting MF players and will leave them overrun against stronger sides. #NUFC

Just did a fart so noxious and repellent it was invited to be a guest speaker at the Reform UK conference.

First PL visit to St James’ Park since Mitrovic’s equaliser against the Mackems under Rafa. It’s been a while (ditched season ticket in protest at Ashley early doors). I’m as excited as a 54 year old man should ever get, fully clothed. HTL! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

So good. 😂😂😂

Let’s be honest, Farage and cronies are bang to rights. We’ve all seen it & understand it. But Farage follows the Trumpian playbook and one of its core tenets is that wrongdoing must NEVER be admitted. Distract and undermine will be their likely approach.

Why would they do this if the Reform party line is that there has been no wrongdoing? Contradictory messaging.