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Drinking and watching a 'How it's Made' marathon with my wife. All her idea, btw. This is life as it was meant to be lived. #relationshipgoals

Am I the only one who wants the new Ocarina of Time to have BotW gameplay? Give me awesome OOT style dungeons/story and a BotW overworld and it will be the best #Zelda game ever made.

Wife told me I'm so confidently incorrect it borders on gaslighting lmao

I will always laugh at companies scrambling to find where stuff's buried because they fired the guy who had the shovel.

April Fool's is bad enough, but now it's fueled by AI slop -_-

ABS is the best thing to happen to #mlb since the pitch clock

Having her drive is wild because wtf do you mean that apartment complex has always been there???

Oh dear God yes... www.chess.com/live/game/16...

Happy first birthday, Pippin. You adorable dumbass terrorist.

Best game I've played so far! www.chess.com/live/game/16... #chess

You know that feeling when you're hungry, but you don't know HOW hungry until you smell food? That's what it was like meeting her 🖤

Over the last month, I started actually learning chess instead of just playing it and hit 1200 rapid rating yesterday. Why didn't I do this sooner?!

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Website Task Flowchart xkcd.com/3175/

The Vulcan middle finger is probably the "Live long and Prosper" gesture but with the back of your hand facing your target and it means "Perish quickly and Fail"

So tired I just tried to use my hotel room key to pay for breakfast.

Live a life that makes no one celebrate your death.

Every single hacker in the world is now racing to be the first to leak the Epstein List and/or video. Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.

Best thing I've made so far! A pair of hip pouches for my wife and her best friend for when they went to a ren faire. #leathercraft #Handmade

Vim tip for today 🔥 When running a substitute command `:s`, you can use the `&` in the new string value to reuse the matched pattern. #vim #neovim

So my wife and I decided now was definitely not the right time to get a new kitten with everything we have going on. Anyway, this is Pippin.

That feeling a lot of Americans have about the new #Pope is a great example on why representation matters.

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

"Dream" Weaver just had a swagger Williams doesn't have. Dude throws like he knows they won't hit it. #Yankees

I need to hear a good reason why Luke Weaver isn't the closer for the #Yankees.

It is impossible to listen to "Return of the Mack" and not think that you are, in fact, the Mack that is returning.

#Yankees just having batting practice at this point. Ya love to see it.

We really got rid of cable only to pay for each channel we cared about individually.

We all got the same 24 hours. #hustle #GTA6

Trump releasing the JFK files to try and distract from his lunacy:

Elump on the WH lawn: "Buy #Tesla!" America:

This is what MAGA thinks the insides of gay people look like.

If you play Spiderman in #marvelrivals, I hope you get crabs. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Porcelain struggle bus

what a bizarre timeline this is

Just heard the music from the first level of Double Dragon and all I wanna do is walk outside and throw hands.

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

The wildest part? They're STILL billionaires.