Christopher 🇵🇸

Christopher 🇵🇸

@ctborum.bsky.social

Instructional designer, trainer, husband, dad, coach, atheist. Soccer, comedy, rhinos, and Pogo. he/him/his Don't be a bad person.

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My son texted my wife to let us know what he was doing Sunday afternoon. He sent, "I'm going out with the guys to play vaginal." Followed up quickly by "basketball, I meant basketball" Not really sure what happened there.

My car's in the shop, so I have a loaner, a 2011 Camry. No Android Auto, no Bluetooth, not even a USB port. I feel like I'm in a time warp horror movie. It does have a CD player, so I'm rooting around in the basement for my collection. Drives nice, though.

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Drone photography creating a wonderful illusion! Shooting during early morning or late afternoon with the low sun is necessary to project shadows that are elongated and darkly defined! The black cast of shadows from the giraffe are amazing.

Can you picture any of the chucklefucks who complained about the parade doing anything fun like this? Or ever in their miserable lives?

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

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James Comer spent years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying and failing to prove that there was a policy connection between Hunter’s appointment to the Burisma board in 2014 and his VP dad. But Comer won’t spend a day or a dollar investigating this.

Idea: Bad Bunny opens the halftime show wearing a sequined flag cape and covering that awful Lee Greenwood song. Imagine the exploding heads when he says, "proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."

THANK YOU!! @kstptv.bsky.social @wcconews.bsky.social @fox9mn.bsky.social @kare11.bsky.social Stop repeating the DHS lies. We all saw what happened. It was straight up murder. Instead, maybe ask WHY they are lying. Have a spine, FFS.

Katie Mack@astrokatie.com

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

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Israel has killed nearly five Palestinians per day, on average, since it agreed to a U.S.-brokered so-called ceasefire deal on October 10, bringing the death toll to 451 Palestinians and the number of injured to more than 1,250.

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REP. @brotherjones.bsky.social : “(Jeremy Faison and the Republicans) blocked a resolution honoring Renee Good… yet today we’re supposed to take seriously your resolution honoring Charlie Kirk.” Republicans blocked all debate — despite praising Kirk for “encouraging peaceful debate” 🤔

Josh Allen finally finds himself in a postseason without the potential of having to face Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, or Patrick Mahomes. And the AFC Championship game is going to be Trevor Lawrence vs Drake Maye.

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Nixon insisted the bombing of Cambodia was just targeting Viet Cong outposts there and not meant to undermine its government, but the bombings destabilized the Lon Nol government and paved the way for the Khmer Rouge’s killing fields and the massacre of more than a million people.

Lindsay Beyerstein@beyerstein.bsky.social

NBC's sources said that "the potential mission in Mexico is not designed to undermine the Mexican government." But that's what it will do if the US is doing CIA drone strikes on Mexican soil over the objections of the president.

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Crenshaw is a hired hitman and an Erik Prince Blackwater mercenary. He is a prison bitch who will kill for his Master on demand like the fucking dog he is!

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Trying to choose a medical plan and a dental plan off the MNSure website and it's a good thing I don't have ready access to explosives. It's just infuriating that anyone thinks this is a reasonable solution either logistically or financially.

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There are moments the mask is removed, and all the lies evaporate. This quote by a District Attorney in California is incredible. He says the volume of shackled poor people brought to court--what he calls the "cattle call"--makes it impossible to consider them as individuals.

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When John Doar was head of the Civil Rights Division, he quoted from Shakespeare’s RICHARD III in an eloquent closing argument in the case against Klan murderers. The current head is calling podcasters “hoes” for criticizing the president’s cabinet

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division

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The WHO has warned more than 100,000 Palestinian children and 37,000 PBWs — that’s pregnant and breastfeeding women — are projected to suffer acute malnutrition through April of next year. Meanwhile, Israel continues near-daily violations of the ceasefire.

I'm not sure how much protection Walmart's assets are getting when the bored 20-year-old at the door glanced up from his phone to say, "Have a great night" as I was walking <in> and barely acknowledged me on the way out.

What the fuck, @amyklobuchar.com

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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

My daughter wants me to watch Stranger Things with her in 1 hour. My son wants to watch the Timberwolves and OKC in 2 hours. Both are about 2.4 hours long. What should I do? My son is currently in Spain, if that makes a difference, but we can communicate va WhatsApp.

I finished putting the lights up in one of the trees in the front yard, asked my wife if they looked OK. She thought for a minute and said, "We can fix it later." She's very particular about stuff like this.

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Senate Dems, do not cave. Ensuring healthcare premiums don’t surge is an 80-20 issue. They want to gut the ACA because their disdain for Obama far outweighs their concern for anyone’s health.