CurlzMT (scary)

ever since I was young, I have wanted to be on Computer

Engaging in folly

getting buried in a pharoah's tomb surrounded by my Labubus

Longburger

Your mid-30s are mostly spent wondering how much diarrhea is normal.

Cool site

Intense blue light filling room, and a baby nine months later

Teach me how to revert to a polyp when times are tough, tiny jellyfish

In my own words? Well I’m embarrassed to admit it now, but honestly I just use the same words as everybody else. Apple, duck, tree, go, evisceration, squelch, autoerotic, myxomatosis, things like that.

he sleeps

clothing stores should have a big bin of used kleenex and old receipts so you don’t have to start from scratch when you buy a new jacket

becoming a Picross sicko

i‘ll have the brown salad and two waters. oh and...(passing waiter a greek drachma)dont bring it to me. make me search for it

When you’re at a hotel and flipping through the live TV channels, everything is a reality show where a woman is crying and saying, “Whitney would have loved to have seen this,” and it’s the grand opening of a speakeasy pinball arcade

sampling some old lady TV. PBS Masterpiece: Murder in Uncleshire. Grimchester. The Crabwife.

Thanks @elliottcoates.bsky.social

Me reading your tweets

does anyone know what to do

AskMy Ball grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/80/#c...

THERE ARE MORE OF THEM?

The Moon is beautiful tonight, and dripping with Moon Sauce!

My bodily organs are conspiring with each other

Somebody look at this $180,000 house. I bet you're surprised www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

need a pet octopus that can help me open jars

It’s not so bad living inside a procedural TV show. I just have to deliver a baby on the train like once a year, and the only beer is called Dos Tios Pequeños.

i'm dying why is the tooth emoji in microsoft teams so caked up