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HEY BUTKER MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET IN THE KITCHEN AND GET SOME SQUATS IN

Holy shit, I just saw Harrison Butker miss a field goal and it was awesome.

Then your entire life has been illegal.

We are currently living in a reality-optional country. It's exhausting.

Most people don’t realize this: the stupid ballroom is much larger than the actual White House. Trump is like just, trashy

I remember when media did a whole bunch of stories about Joe Biden’s shoes to emphasize that he was old. But Trump can randomly blurt out random noises, fall asleep constantly in meetings, and walk like a drunk failing a sobriety test, and we get almost nothing.

There’s no reason this should exist.

JD Vance is such a POS.

“The ass-man-in-chief says his fixation with Ohio’s second-ranking senatorial caboose is just a one-off.”

Baby Anhelina and her mom Inna were killed by Russia yesterday. Anhelina was just over a year old. Her mom, Inna Mariukhna, was a primary school teacher. They were in the park in Nova Vodolaha, Kharkiv region, when a Russian drone attacked. Little Anhelina was killed in her stroller.

I despise Trump, Putin, Hegseth, Witkoff and all their murdering cabals 🤬👇

This thing should try to figure out where and when Trump goes to church.

This guy gets more deplorable by the day.

What kind of asshole walks away from this abomination of a park? JFC

Trump: "DeCarlos Brown Jr. Junior. What do we need junior for? Like he's some kind of a -- that's his name." (Don Jr could not be reached for comment)

Does Fucky the Clown keep talking about other men’s asses and his ability to ID a giraffe to own the libs?

Mr. President, our state is not yours to rename. Our history is not yours to erase. Our culture and identity run deep, shaped by generations of New Mexicans long before you or the U.S. were here at all. We are proud of who we are and where we come from. Because we are New Mexicans.

Sometimes I still think about how ears don’t grow back and how no one seriously said, “Hey, maybe we should take a real timeout here because we’re supposed to be the greatest country in the world and this is what we’re doing.”

At this point I’m expecting Aaron Rupar to post a clip of Trump detailing that one time when he went a little too far with a big powerful man. “We just started kissing, he had tears in his eyes”

It was only a matter of time.

Trump is the one who filed this lawsuit. Now he refuses to participate in discovery while his sons and daughter duck discovery subpoenas.

The blood of this infant is on the hands of Putin and Trump. Donald Trump is actively helping Putin kill Ukrainian civilians.👇

I don’t even remember how movies used to show that someone was a douche before you could just have them vape once.

I was against Trump being Putin’s puppet before it was cool.

This is treason and he’s doing it out in the open like the rest of his crimes. Enough is enough.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Even more empty skulls.

Buy some headphones or AirPods. Stop using your speakerphone in public. Nobody wants to hear your inane, stupid conversations about absolutely nothing.

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

Flanagan: "Michele Tafoya would be a vote for Trump. I would be a vote for MN. I humbly ask for your support so we can ensure that this country, the state of Minnesota, is a place where people can afford the lives they want to live & this grift that has continued under Donald Trump comes to a stop"

So the tough guys with their lifted trucks, chew and beat up ball caps are going to start buying Maybelline?

I’m surprised he didn’t blame the great and mysteriously still powerful Biden.

Young men in bombers over Germany during WWII who burned alive in their planes while falling out of the sky would beg to differ. These people are so fucking offensive and I’m tired of the complete and total lack of social consequences for this trash.

They literally buried one of his ex wives on a golf course and it was like it didn’t happen. WTF are we doing here folks?

Trying to get my dinner rolls just right for thanksgiving.

He wants JD shot?

What a fucking moron.

In other words, he’s always examining big strong men.

Brian Kilmeade is not putting up with Rachel Campos-Duffy’s propaganda. “It would be the biggest mistake of his administration to work with Russia. That is the modern Hitler of our generation.”

America has a cancer. We know how to cure that cancer. FOX News needs to be removed from the airwaves. Make a fucking law, networks who have been forced to pay 750 million dollars for lying to their audiences get banned for life.

Everyday, I take comfort remembering the dildo of history and karma are not applied lubed.

Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap

the onion saw this coming back in april

This is a candidate I can get behind. Call them out on bullsh*t and make them uncomfortable.

THIS ⬇️ 💯