CZM reposted
I mistakenly read this as “he adds a tab to your drink when you’re not looking” but that’s also correct.
Every Texas bar has that one guy. He’s loud. He’s obnoxious. He makes all the women feel uncomfortable. He adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Ken Paxton — and I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.