~/.andrew

~/.andrew

@d3c4f.me

tired coder capitalism not-enjoyer deserts, waterfalls, and everything in between *lean closer, whispering conspiratorily* they're free shitposts

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this whole lake ontario thing— idk feels more appropros to stop teaching kids the HOME acronym in favor of SHAME Superior Huron America Michigan Eerie

so i had big ambitions of selling at my local farmer’s market. but getting up early on a saturday to set up a shop downtown sounds really unenjoyable…

go off king

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth

ngl the difference between a solid eng and a week eng: a good one *knows* they’re too much of a dumbass to write anything but simple code.

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vibepatching this vibeproject because some vibecoder couldn't be vibefucked to vibetest it properly

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Whoa. At least Meta has never been known to juice their own numbers, shared by 1 of their consultants

Christopher Mims@mims.bsky.social

So I guess either Bluesky becomes a nonprofit or we all start sharing our Threads handles on here…?

think how much more i could accomplish if my boss slacked me every few minutes with encouragement. people will do ANYTHING for these robots.

philpax@philpax.me

fuck my stupid chungus life

i’ve just never seen a tech like #ai where folks gleefully laugh as it completely lies to them with hallucinated info, undeterred in their mission to evangelize it like it’s a religion.

my therapist is the best. she lets me smoke a j during our session and it helps me get way more introspective 🤘

one of the few streaming services i gladly pay for 🖤

Dropout@dropout.tv

This week on Dropout... 🃏 Monday: Game Changer (with Ross Bryant, Erika Ishii, Jess McKenna, Oscar Montoya, Zach Reino, Isabella Roland, Becca Scott, and Persephone Valentine) 🎨 Tuesday: Toonout 🐷 Friday: Smartyshorts 👇

my goal today was to do so much physical labor that i’m excited to work tomorrow and sit all day. and i think i’ve succeeded 💀🎉

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Periodic reminder that Chrome is bad software. It's a personal data collector cosplaying as a web browser. Use other browsers, my personal recommendations are Safari (if you're on a Mac) and Vivaldi (works anywhere). Orion is worth a look too (no Windows version yet).

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How you sound explaining your agent orchestration framework

Daniel Solis@danielsolis.bsky.social

There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...

help my cat won’t stop pissing and shitting in my family room i literally do not know what to do and i’ve been to the vet. can i like summon a #veterinarian or something???

as a lowly middle classer i’m fairly sure that i’ve had to jump through more hoops with company stock and insider trading regulations than these robber barons 🤘

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social

Six congressmen bought between $83,000 to $245,000 in SpaceX stock just before its IPO: -Jared Moskowitz -Gil Cisneros -Dan Meuser -John McGuire -William Timmons -John James Five serve on committees whose work impacts SpaceX's business. We must ban members of Congress from trading stock.

i rode my bike to my eye appt but it’s a million degrees out so spent half of the time trying to stop sweating and it sucked