Drink Every Time…

Drink every time Zack Lowe says “Puncher’s chance”

I truly never thought there would be this much Marshawn Lynch in my pop culture

Drink every time a Subaru has a vanity plate with Subaru-related wordplay

Drink every time Zach Lowe says “let go of the rope”

ACAB includes mean dogs

Wake up babe new slur against Italians just dropped

me when it finally happens:

Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

Impeach, convict and remove. I don't know what Congress is there for otherwise.

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

Ocean Beach, San Francisco, CA — No Kings We are going to win ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼 #nokings

@edzitron.com Feels like this may be the very tippy TOP (from yesterday on X):

Can’t wait till I’m “clipping out mildly funny New Yorker cartoons” years old

Wearing my stupid Miller Lite shorts back to the same Ross Dress4Less where I bought them — scene of the crime, babyy

@bryancurtis.bsky.social Will you address (on Press Box) the WSJ's outlandishly rash running with the "trans" narrative around the Kirk shooter?

Follow me on Strava...

@darthbluesky.bsky.social What do I do now...

Taking a shot of tequila every time Steph hits a 3 or throws a reckless turnover…

Paige Bueckers is the Michael Jordan of Lauren Lapkuses

With all respect and caveats acknowledging different body types, genes, disabilities, etc... Do EVERYTHING you can to stay in decent to good physical shape. Walk, run, swim, lift, pushups, yoga, buy a bicycle, resistance bands - do ANYTHING you can not to get dangerously out of shape.

1. True Romance 2. The Color Of Money 3. The Big Lebowski 4. No Country For Old Men 5. The Virgin Suicides

Coco turns 1 today 🩷 @darthbluesky.bsky.social

@darthbluesky.bsky.social When Coco wants to go play; when I tell Coco she has to wait 20 minutes…

Easily the most obnoxious one of these I’ve seen—

We desperately need a Safdie Bros movie about Jan 6th

ahhh Bluesky-- a place where people will finally want to hear about my fantasy football team

I like in "I Got My Mind Set On You" when George Harrison complains "but it's gonna take moneyyy... it's gonna take plenty of money..." Georgie-boy! You were a Beatle! splash a few bucks on a first date!