Dan McDonough

Just tried to backspace 3 or 4 times over a perfect 12-pt type hyphen-shaped speck of schmutz on my monitor. How's your day going?

The sad part is that we’re only about two more mergers from this being possible.

A 2025 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, Omar Yaghi is the son of Palestinian refugees who grew up in Jordan. He just left the US to move to China after raising concerns about rising anti-immigrant sentiment, like the kind shown here. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/china-than...

use a Signal group chat next time, bruv.

The most frustrating, stupid thing about this very frustrating and stupid situation we're in, is that none of it had to happen. Nor would it have, if we hadn't elected stupid people.

There is so obviously a million ways to use a star soccer player in your league to help all the kids improve their game. If you can't find one maybe it's because there's a giant racism bag over your head that's turning your brain into oatmeal.

100 years from now someone will write a book about how we mowed down forests for datacenters while the world was burning. It won't be complementary.

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

I'm not afraid to ride public transit. Saves me a lot of money.

Water wet, sky blue.

excuse me ‘obama’ but our nation’s proudest and most toothless yokels think of the cheesecake factory as a sort of high end golden corral which fyi means a lot in their culture. i know this because a lot of them used to janitor for my young republicans meetings at yale

Counterpoint: no, it isn’t.

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

Oh Jesus fucking christ.

This is nuts.

Moonset Sunday morning with fog over Key Bridge in DC! @capitalweather.com @ianlivingston.bsky.social

I think we have no choice but to pull out and nuke the party from orbit.

Chicago in Color. This morning's start in Lincoln Park.

Key Bridge emerges from the mist on the Potomac, October 24, 2026

Good Mexican food everywhere. I moved from Lubbock TX to Princeton NJ in 1976. I had just turned 7. I cried because there was no Mexican food. I can get a tamale in Central Falls, RI, now.

Man, fuckin’ French fries. Every restaurant used to have limp frozen fries and now you find really good fresh cut crispy fries everywhere.

Old friends are good.

Tom Brady won the Yeah I got nothing

While simultaneously shitting on the only part of his legacy worth noting.

This is 🎯🧪 From a pancreatic cancer researcher in my circle Lately, we have been seeing so many miracles in cancer treatment. We celebrate. That is because we had a great infrastructure that operated efficiently. I don’t want to live in a time when these wins are far off in the rear view mirror.

Again, that number is 866-SPY4USA! If you call within the next fifteen minutes, we’ll also throw in a set of six steak knives! But wait, there’s more!

Idk man, maybe you could just try asking a woman how her day went, telling her you like her shoes, that sort of thing.