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Vivek Ramaswamy's wife: Apparently, Vivek does not support women. Apparently, he is pro-child abuse. Apparently, he doesn't respect doctors.

The wife is always the last to know.

Good news, guys. It’s only us getting poorer. Exxon is doing great.

Vivek Ramaslimey

You're doing great, sweetheart! You can't help but win shitty comments like this!

Tafoya: "My opponent is sitting here saying she's worried about access to Medicaid and school meals -- give me a break!"

Trump sent me a letter informing me of my $90 rebate from Medicare. I guess I have to vote for Republicans now! Oh wait, I already voted, letter came too late!

Current Republican logic!

Lying about everything and calling other human beings "illegals"—It's the Lord's work, y'all!

I’ll be putting my ballot in the box today, the fascists can eat a fat dick

Some people call me the “Space Cowboy”

No wonder Trump is so angry with Ukraine!

America now runs on Argentinian beef, Russia Diesel, and measles.

It was an execution of an arrest warrant. It that is his definition of a war, then ICE is engaging in a lot of little wars all over the US.

Can't wait for Democratic Halloween!

& when death finds me, I hope it whispers, 'Come now, the fight is done,' & takes my hand gently, like an old friend who understands why I'm so tired. I hope it says, 'You've carried enough, let me hold this weight for u.' I hope it promises, 'Here there is quiet. Here u can rest.' ~Ticus Poetry

Just sayin'.

Good!

I've always preferred the phrase "illegally funded political ads" myself

Under Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy.

I'd have greater comfort if her and the rest of Trump's stooges were in prison!

He forgot sieg heil! Aren't you supposed to say sieg heil at the end of this bullshit?

China is providing material, components, and potential weapons shipments to support Iran's attempts to kill American military and destroy its bases. Trump's response? He has American military grovel on the ground to fête Chinese leaders with a spotless red carpet.

@todmaffin.com You Canadians!!!

If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!

Maybe he should have a conversation with Jake Lang! He's has a position similar to Kushner!

Good Lord, what an idiot!

How will this happen if it's Ukraine's fault that prices are high! Are they going to stop blowing up Russian refineries after the election?

Trump made enormous hay out of 13 soldiers dying at Abbey Gate during the Afghanistan pullout. He put out a proclamation slamming Biden over it just last week. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Minnesota Republican Attorney General candidate Ron Schutz wrote a poem in 2020 suggests support for shooting government officials

Darline Graham: Your parents don't need health insurance, they can just die early like my parents!

There’s A New Technique For Disabling Flock Cameras – and It’s Spreading Fast www.gadgetreview.com/theres-a-new...

McConnell's on eternity leave.

This bsky.app/profile/mrsb...

Enten: "It's not just one poll. The five worst polls ever for any president on inflation, they all belong to Donald Trump and they have all occurred in the last month. What we're talking about here is the worst numbers ever. Joe Biden isn't in there. Jimmy Carter isn't in there."

My night time blinks last around seven hours!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7zY...

MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.

Unbelievably crappy reporting from CBS. No need to show multiple images of her and put her name in the headline. They divorced in 1973. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjfb...

this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities

Names for various groups of animals: a parliament of owls, a conspiracy of lemurs, a flamboyance of flamingos, and a gestapo of ICE agents.

We’ve always been at war with the wine moms.

They weren't protesters in the original "clash", they were children being dismissed from school! Report accurately, don't both-sides your reporting!