Darius Canning

Elderly cheetah named Zeus doesn't live in the house, he has a large enclosure at the reserve, he just comes inside sometimes for company since his partner died. TT: LibranWildlifeReserve Johannesburg, South Africa

Polly Joke is what half my mates have as their relationship status

🎵Babadook-dook-dook 🎵You've got glass shards in your food 🎵Babadook-dook-dook 🎵He's a scary top hat dude 🎵To the left, to the right, feed him some worms and feel relieved 🎵Weird guy in your life, he's a metaphor for grief

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@mattstewartcomedy.bsky.social gotta share this with you. Last week I was auditing an aerosol manufacture in the hills north of Barcelona. On the taxi to the airport I saw an Ape-Titty Slide in the flesh. Garden Catalunya Plants.

Thinking about how the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy movie is one of the few perfect endings to a series. Not only does it add a deeper tragic element to Eddy and explains why he's Like That (and why the other Eds played along), but it wraps up the arc of the series perfectly (avoiding giving spoilers).

I hope you like your prints! Please, do let me know of any problems. I'm a beginner at this but I want your experience to be what I would expect from a small northern pixie selling things out of a hollowed out tree. (Magical)(I am the pixie)(I've only just woken up)

If Patrick Stewart as Professor X dies in Doomsday, that means he’s died onscreen in 5 out of 9 movie appearances, which I actually think is very funny. I mean, Picard only died the one time and came back.

Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday

A new year, a new day

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944

This week, the phone won’t stop ringing and what’s on the other end has some unfinished business. We watched THE BLACK PHONE 2. Episode coming Friday. #blackphone2 #scaredyboys #horrorpodcast #supernaturalhorror

NEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - Fast & Furious Crossroads At least this one partially lives up to its name. Playing it made us furious. LINK: youtu.be/PWAIdEoR_O0

Great news for people wanting to traumatize their kids for cheap

So, to recap, just this week... -- Trump's negotiators adopt Russia's "peace" (surrender) plan for Ukraine; -- Farage's Reform UK colleague is sentenced to 10 years in prison for pro-Russia bribery; -- Musk accidentally outs numerous "MAGA" accounts as Russian troll farms. #RussiaRussiaRussia

Good tweet-length summary from a conservative talk show host.

He wants to starve you so that steal, he wants you to steal to claim it insurrection, he wants insurrection so he won't give you the vote.

It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]

Come one, just keel over, do the world a favour

Motion to replace “boys will be boys” with “why the fuck has not one single adult man in these underage boys lives taught them how to behave decently?”

The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.

Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson ☺️☺️☺️

This guys doesn't know what America is... litterally how America was founded.

The best bit of Trontent was the level in Kingdom Hearts 2, because it's perfectly fitting not to care about the plot an enjoy the pretty lights.

You could still have a TRON movie that flops AND not have it star a sex criminal

Announcing NECRETACEOUS! I’m teaming up with the great @darickr.bsky.social for a series about extinction and survival, loss and love, betrayal and friendship, and… zombie dinosaurs! Vertigo returns to @dc.com with an undead roar. @whattheshea.bsky.social @conroyforreal.bsky.social

"Incidents of confirmed Russian sabotage against European infrastructure more than tripled between 2023 and 2024" archive.is/HiwYt

A great article from Rachel, who really understands the heart and soul of Dad’s work.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

NEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - Mobile Suit Gundam: Target In Sight My friend texted me yesterday and said that this PS3 launch game is about the robot Gandum. So there we are - I've said it. LINK: youtu.be/DlwZgGz_cZc

ABOLISH ICE. Pass it on.

A new episode of Worst Games Ever releases on YouTube this Sunday!

Important content.

What did you cum on?

Now imagine that your phone gets stolen, or that teams of hackers start targeting the databanks that hold the country's passwords and manage to get a block that just so happens to contain your data. We live in a digital age and should know better than to be trying ridiculous bullshit like this.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

As I was saying…

Some of us do.

Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.

"I'm putting up this flag to reclaim our country"

First of all, give that photographer a million dollars